heavy unicycle

Very funny article about the crime spree :wink: It got me thinking, what about
having a heavy unicycle, that would require some effort to get going for it to
build up momentum? I mean with lead in the rims or something. I guess it would
make it impossible to idle. But perhaps it could be heavy enough to make it
difficult to walk away with it, but just right to tilt it up and ride it in one