Headline for Unicycle story?

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Ok you creative people out there! Write an original and descriptive Headline for a newspaper writeup on Extreme Unicycling. This reporter is actually letting me help to write the story for a local newspaper, and she was wondering what a good title would be for the story.

It has to start with, “Lomita resident Terry Peterson”
So one suggestion I had to follow that was:

…Goes to the extreme…on just one wheel!"

She seemed to like that one, but I’d like to have more options. Now it’s your turn! Go for it!:smiley: :sunglasses: :):stuck_out_tongue:

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The other cycling

Pushing human limits … on his fine-tuned uni.

Extremus maximus unicus

edit: it’s after midnight, it’s the best I can do!

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Has Twice the Ride with Half the Bike
or, Has Twice the Fun with Half the Bike
or, Has Twice the Fun with Half the Wheels
Does Doubletime on a Single Wheel <== my favorite
Rides Crazy Clown Bike (just kidding!)
Rides One Big Wheel

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It combines the ruggedness of mountain biking with the dexterity of gymnastics, or something like that to describe extreme unicycling

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Rides the 1 wheel wonder and finds out it’s twice (if not more) as fun.

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Lomita resident Terry Peterson bewilders mathematicians across the globe as he proves that 1 > 2 by making use of the long forgotten “Single Wheel” Posulate.

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“Lomita resident Terry Peterson” joins with NASA to put a unicyclist on the moon.

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‘rides a single 24 incher’ (sorry i couldn’t resist)

but seriously, don’t let them use any awful wheel-based pun i.e:

Lomita resident Terry Peterson is wheely good

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Why not a play on the words on your helmet: “Never Two Tired … 52 year old Lomita resident Terry Peterson…”

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Flip that up a bit “Lomita resident Terry Peterson is never “two” tired for an extreme …unicycle ride”

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Extreme was old and tired last decade.

It’s time to bring back “Awesome!”

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Thanks for all the great ideas everybody! I’ll see what else might be posted today and send them in to the reporter tonight. :smiley:

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Lomita resident Terry Peterson: One Wheel, No Sanity!

Lomita resident Terry Peterson: 52 years, 1 Wheel.

All I can think of as of now.

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Terry, your hat in that pix is the headline

…, not two tired. (Then you get a good picture besides.)
Best,
william

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Yeah, I brought that up yesterday and told her it was kinda my signature. I just dashed off another email to her with a a new title suggestion that ties it together:

Lomita Resident Terry Peterson, is never “two” tired,
as he goes to the extreme…on just ONE wheel!

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Lomita Resident Terry Peterson: Never “two” tired to meet the press! :sunglasses:

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Haha, true! Or 60 minutes for that matter.:smiley: Or maybe that old stalwart soap opera: “One life to live, one wheel to ride” :slight_smile:

“Uni: It’s just a ‘cycle’ I’m going through”