hapy birtfay 2 u miss alerey!!11!
hav a good 1!
lol u so meen.
bee machure guys.
wutcho gies tlkn abt.
My deer Missed Aeyrylt-
hav a hapy brifdae and u no all bee thunknin uv u this dayy whin u wre born on eye hopee ule bee have sum kake and than eet it butt blow ot teh kadells 1st.
i thik ure purdy butt sew dus rafeal lazerbeam butt eyem way bytter then him enyday just aks mey mom. oh, she daid surry donte aks her enyway aftrealll.
lol rofl
-gerg hoprah
So your like, what, ten hundred today?
Hafpy birfday!!!
dallf xcpydeaf mo afcncpf!
My Dearest Miss Ayelery,
It has only today come to my attention that this is the anniversary of your birth. A most glorious day it must have been when your loving parents gave you life and brought you into this wonderful world.
Please accept my warmest and most sincere wishes as we, members of the unicycle community, celebrate this occasion that is so special to you. Certainly, there is not another member of these forae who is as gracious and beloved as you.
I hope that this has been a splendid day for you and that you have enjoyed it with family and friends.
I trust you have had a very Happy Birthday.
Sincerely,
Wheel
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It’s pretty sad that the only part of that I could under stand was “lol rofl”
Then I lolmonaded after I read that.
Happy birthday mis alery!!1!!!, if there’s cake. Can i have a slice. 
Thank you all for the wonderful birthday wishes! While it’s clear from some of these posts that I still have my work cut out for me, I’m taking today off.
I always celebrate two birthdays today, which gives me a good excuse for an extra little nip of the old Irish. Dr. Bob would be 125 today, were he still alive. I am less than half that old, but time does push on.
Speaking of time pushing on, that was quite a funny post, Greg dear. I’m feeling honored that you went to all that trouble just for me. I know it couldn’t have been easy to click “Submit” with so many errors present. I wonder: would Raphael be capable of such a selfless act? Perhaps if he remembers my birthday next year, we will have a chance to find out. For today, you have differentiated yourself, and warmed this old girl’s heart.
MA
I am so sorry I missed your BD.
It is because of you that any misspelled words in my posts are unintentional typos and never ignorant or lazy misspellings.
I do have some way to go on punctuation though.