Happy Cosmic Jewish Zombie Resurrection Day

happy easter all.

I’m going to run into a church dressed as Jesus and scream ‘Look everybody, I’m back!’. Then I’ll probably run for a long time, or get the snot beat out of me, in either case I will condemn all those who beat me up to hell.

He died for our sins, now he’s back for our brains.

lol, I feel bad now for laughing at that.

Me too, but sometimes it just can’t be helped.