In Vietnam, you’re born at age one… so today you’d be the big Five-Oh! Which is only half of, like, ancient, or something.
If you were a single malt whisky, you’d be worth about $25,000 a liter, about $2 million in total. How rich! Wait, am I putting a price on your head? No…
What was I trying to say? I forgot. Anyways, have some SPAM. You deserve an extra helping today!
is that a spam camera?
but HAPPY B - DAY YO’
Flat Steve! Happy Birthday. And Friday the 13th to boot. (What does “to boot” mean?)
I like this definition because it mentions the Dutch.
Thanks for the HBD wishes. Cake and ice cream at my house 4:15 PM Sunday.
That cake and ice cream is tempting, but my happy birthday wishes will have to remain virtual.
Happy Anniversary!
Not quite half a century. 
Happy Birthday! (What kind of cake and ice cream?)
Happy Birthday!
I went on a happy birthday ride for you.
I hope you got to do the same.
Happy Birthday!
You seem like a very nice young man, Steve dear, and always careful with your grammar to boot. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
MA
I just saw an old Steven Segal movie “Hard to Kill”. Segal’s character had videotaped some nefarious dockside underworld nighttime dealings. Then they tried to kill his whole family but he managed to live. While Segal’s character lay in a coma, his cop friend kept watching the tape, going over it and over it looking for phrases that repeat – phrases that repeat – as a possible clue to the identity of the criminals on the tape.
The above has relevance. The person to which it has relevance will soon be PMing me. The rest of you can ignore this post. I apologize for my little fishing expedition taking up everyone else’s time. I can’t say any more. And yes, I’m in the right thread (Happy Birthday, Steve).
Happy birthday my friend, may you have a pleasant and relaxing day too also. 