Did you know:
She has owned over 30 Corgis
She has had the same Hairdresser for 20 years
She sent her first e-mail back in 1976
and my personal favourite, She owns all sturgeons, Whales and Dolphins in british waters. lololololol What if they swim into other waters are they still hers? and if you owned a Dolphin that swam into her waters would you loose ownership? or would it just be put on hold untill your dolphin left the british waters? I am worried, what if she was to call up all these watery beasts and let them loose on the world, watch our America (oops, i think i may have just sealed the fate of british waters. prepare to be bombed. The goose is up!)
I have owned several Corgis. They were of the toy car variety.
Not until they swim back.
Happy birthday Her Majesty! She is a she, isn’t she? Perhaps I don’t know the proper protocol.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she doesn’t have a lot to say
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I’ve got to get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl some day I’m gonna make her mine
Oh yeah
Someday I’m gonna make her mine
also all swans. No they are not hers if they swim out of British waters, it’s a similar law to the one that says you own any wild animal that’s on your land, if it leaves your land it’s not yours anymore.
If we must have an hereditary Head of State, this one has done us proud. The poor old sod deserves a rest after all the hard work she’s done for us, and I mean that.
And I’d rather have her in charge of the army than some Commander in Chiefs I could think of…
happy birthday lol, i dont really see why we have a queen though, she doesnt appear to do anything, the government make all the rules so what does the queen do, rule dolphins?? usefull lol
isnt sha head of state else where too?
EDIT: she is head of state in:
-Antigua
-Barbuda
-Australia
-Barbados
-Belize
-Canada
-Grenada
-New Zealand
-Papua New Guinea
-St Kitts and Nevis
-St Lucia
-St Vinicent and the Grenadines
-Solomon Islands
-Tuvalu
-and obviously the United Kingdom!
She generates more tourist capital than just about anything else in this country. Her role is mainly as an ambassador for the country, but she can of course refuse and government that is voted in to parliament if she wishes. Think of her as insurance that the BNP will never gain power.
