Happy Birthday Jesus, you’re my savior!
have a good one!
So…are God and Santa the same guy? How will Trinity get her presents?
Happy Birrthday Jesus.
Without you nothing could be possible.
Kelly(your fellow follower).
Yeah man!
Merry Christ mas, happy birthday wonderful counsler, prince of peace!
happy birthday jesus!!
whos this jesus fella? this is chrrriiiistmas… its about santa… remember?
Chase
jesus is gods only son, born on this day, along time ago, santa would have never come without jesus, the day is all about jesus
Merry ChrismaHanukahawanza!
And beware of sarcastic humor around people heavily into Jesus. They are prone to miss it.
No Santa and God are not same person. God is Santa’s boss. But he doesn’t admit it. He tends to act agnostic as it’s in the best interests of the commercial side of Christmas… 
actually Jesus wasn’t born on christmas…but Christmas is the day we celebrate his birth! so its almost the same…
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Jesus
happy birthday to you
and ive heard his b-day isnt 2day because it would be way too cold for a baby to be born in a manger in december, but he is the son of God so you never no.
So sad for all those babies that were born before the invention of the manger (or house, or hospital).
December 25 in Sacramento was about 55 degrees with rain, rain, rain. But the 24th was gloriously sunny, and almost 70!
Yay I like the thread. Happy birhtday Jesus.
MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Xmas -Putting the X back into Xmas.
ps. Santa would beat up Jesus anyway!!!
nuh uh, both Santa and Jesus are nice guys!! neither would beat up either…Santa would give Jesus a present, and Jesus would save Santa.
Yeh yeh James you’re right.
But Santa would kick Jesus’ ass.
okay, agreed.
but only because Santa is like 700 pounds, he’d just sit on Jesus. that, or send his Elf Mafia out to kill him.
but then, Santa would go to Hell, and he wouldn’t like that…you don’t mess with the Messiah, man…
I thought that we resolved the issue by saying both are really nice fellows and wouldn’t beat each other up…
Only 'cuz Santa wieghs like 500 pounds and would just sit on Jesus and squash him into jelly… but Jesus would turn him into a salt pillar or something…
EDIT: Pfftt.
I’ve heard other people speak this kind of jive… that nothing’s possible without the J-man. What does this mean, that men are weak, worthless, ineffective beings? I refuse to believe that. This is exactly the cr*p that I heard in my church-going days that turned me off to Christianity.
have to agree with ya there.
theres people doing things without jebus all the time…