I thought for sure that if I started pushing myself to the brink of terror while on muni rides that my beard would fill in. Alas, it’s still coming in patchy… Any tips on makin this face bush grow faster and thicker?? 
as a bearded MUni rider I decided to compile a list of everything you need to do in order to achieve bearded awesomeness.
here it is:
If it doesn’t grow thick grow it long.
Thanks, that’s the best free advice I’ve ever gotten. Turns out I’m a natural:p
I’m halfway through my 30s and am still patchy at best. Some folks just don’t have the follicles for bearded awesomeness.
So sad. 
I grew a beard to hide the sad reality of existence from my chin.
One day, things will pick up, I will shave the beard off and my chin will be none the wiser.
Happy to help
Look on Amazon. This one is only $7!
according to some scientistis growing a beard is just to lure ladies in thinking we have a larger chin and so more testosterone…
but hey have no explanations for a mustache 
PS: I can’t grow a beard because each hair is competing with the hair nearby to reach light and so it hurts…So I am obliged to shave some parts of my beard. I would like to grow a fancy beard with funny patterns…