I am Clovis, Charlemagne’s Grandfather. Do you like my Avatar? HAHAHA! rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!!!
Apparently no one pays attention to new members. 
Hey, Winston, it’s only been 9 minutes since you posted. Give people a chance to chime in. Sit back and have a cigar! 
Welcome to the forums!!!
How long have you been riding?
I learned to ride about 2 months ago. I am a friend of onewheelinwierdo and “millerir” is my brother. By the way, I’m two years older than him, though appearances would indicate otherwise.
Thats awesome. 
Greetings.
Wellcome to the fora.
Hello Clovis, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Did you check he has six fingers on his left hand?
You never know, you might have the wrong guy.
Who was your father? Someone in Japan during WWII??? By the way, Winston was v. the Germans, not the Japanese.
You in Grand Rapids area right?
?!? that’s all you have to say?!?
ok then i’ll say it:
That’s one more of us and one less of them!
And here I was going to say: First day on the forum, and he’s already over-posting. 
Just kidding! Welcome Clovis, and congratulations on hitting the 2 month mark. You’ve come to the right place…lots of good advice, and more than a fair share of absurdity. What kind of things are you working on right now? Freemounts? Idling? Tricks?
PS: I love your sig line…very inspirational. For some reason, I thought that quote came from Supertramp. Are you sure it was Churchill?
Good to know you have my back Todd.
Love your work.
Silly man, it was Iron Maiden.