Re: Grant from Balance Bar (sports nutrition)
Here’s the essay I ended up submitting. They had asked for an essay that showed
how your sport furthered a balance–mental/physical, left-brain/right-brain,
ying/yang, etc.
Unicycle Essay-500 words
Balance? Do you want balance? How about throwing yourself down a set of stairs
on a unicycle? How about hurtling across the side of a mountain on one wheel?
“Look ma, no hands, no brakes, no gears, no second wheel!” Is this a balance
sport? Is this man balanced? “Hey, man are you ever 2 Tired?”
Take two…
Center! Weight on your seat. Smooth, round pedal strokes. Eyes up. Focus,
focus… Go for it! Like little birds leaping from their nests, third graders
launch away from the wall, fluttering on their unicycles–some catching a pedal
and falling to the earth; others catching the concept and soaring across the
gym. My heart flies with these little birds.
Take three…
I did my doctoral work in psychology at Stanford University. I worked with
parents who abused their children, and with managers who struggled in
challenging work environments. I learned that many people problems exist
because “knowing what to do” is not enough.
Some skills are full of thorny concepts–think calculus or chess. Others are
full of thorny behaviors–think swimming or unicycling. Most people skills are
not rocket science. They are closer to unicycling than they are to chess.
Teaching people skills using books and lectures is like discussing
gravitational dynamics with a unicyclist. It doesn’t make for a good parade.
Professionally, I teach managers to solve conflicts–using concepts I learn
from teaching children to mountain unicycle. As an amateur, I teach children to
mountain unicycle–using concepts I learn from teaching managers to solve
conflicts.
Take four…
You’re descending, a rock just ahead. Lean back, take the hit. It throws you
forward, back into the balance envelope. Your wheel gives on the scree,
spinning loose for a second. You’re free falling. Tuck your wheel under you,
aim to launch off whatever you hit. There, you’ve bounced back. More river
rocks-it’s all baby heads! A bucking bronco couldn’t be rougher. Leap! Recover!
Leap! This is living in the instant. This is Zen. This is not a clown in a
carnival. This is Mountain Unicycling!
Take five…
The National & International Unicycle Conventions are coming to North Bend,
Washington this summer. There will be exciting downhill unicycle competitions,
and I want to organize a team of my third, fourth, and fifth graders. I teach
unicycling as a volunteer at my local school. They have some beater unicycles,
but need better equipment if they are to ride the lifts to Snoqualmie Summit,
and win the races coming down. I’ll put in the time, if Balance can help me
purchase 5 mountain unicycles.
Teachers tell me some of their tough cases have turned around through
unicycling. It could be adult time, it could be a sense of accomplishment, it
could be learning how to focus, it could be time away from TV, it could be
bullshit–but it makes me very motivated. I’d love to take a winning team to
the Nationals, and have Balance be their sponsor.
David Maxfield
Bainbridge Island, WA