Any one got any good lines to say to people, when the see you unicycling and say, do a wheelie, or do a flip or some other lame-ass joke??
“haha were’s your other wheel?”
“uh… that was a really lame ass joke…”
“oh, I’m sorry.”
That made me almost spit out my drink.
“your gay.”
me- “your ugly.”
courtesy of riley.
when somone says do a trick I just tell them flat out,“why would I do a trick for you?” then give them a disgusted “I’m too cool to talk to you anymore” look and ride away
Oh well, better luck next time…
oh, oh i have one:
“go kill urself.”
i hate idiots that think they’re really clever and funny…
When someone on the street says something smart to me I say: “Oh yea, go to Unicyclist.com and search for your own come back. I’m too busy trying not to fall over right about now.”
Shuts them up every time.
Pedestrian: “What do you do if you get a flat?”
Unicyclist: “I move my furniture in.”
Courtesy of unicyclist Mark Shaefer.
I had someone say “haha someones niked your handlebars” as I rode past so I replied with “haha someones niked your brain, dumass” but I didnt get the chance to look back for the responce because I had to weive through crowds of people.
If someone says “pull a wheelie” to me, I generally dismount, pull the wheel up, walk a few feet, then jump back on and roll away.
People say to me all the time while on the giraffe “How’s the weather up there?”
I always say back “As bad as the jokes down there.”
Any comments I get, I just do a terribly bad fake laugh as loud as I can and stare at them as I ride past.
laughed @ ‘go kill yourself’
and
‘You’re ugly!’
also, unislabs comeback is real good(why would i wanna do a trick for you?)
‘haha, someones niked your brain, dumass’ classic
sometimes, insulting strangers is the best relief.
me, not being very quick witted with strangers usually just submit, do a hop and keep riding. i really need to remember these.
We need to start preemptive strikes: say a person on a bike looks like they might make a really stupid comment. before they get the chance, yell out
“OMG you have an extra wheel…does that hurt your balls?”
When I told my sportbike buddies that I was getting back into unicycles, they started making cracks about, Hey! I’d like to see you do a wheelie on that thing! etc etc. Im sure you guys have heard the lot.
Anyway, I just replied with. Two wheels are overrated, one wheel is the way to be!
They’re just jealous cuz they cant ride a uni! 