this dog , is dog , a dog , good dog , way dog , to dog , keep dog , an dog , idiot dog , reading dog , forever dog .
now read without the word dog!
now you post some good jokes 
This search is search what search you search would search find search if search you search used search SEARCH.
haha 
Two Ladies talking in heaven:
[LEFT]1st woman: Hi! Wanda.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]1st woman: I froze to death.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]2nd woman: How horrible![/LEFT]
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened? [LEFT]2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. [LEFT]1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.
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haha! I enjoyed that one!
sorry this one is a bit tasteless, but it always cracks me up and hence i call it a good joke.
joke teller: what sound does a baby make when you cook it in a microwave?
joke listener: i dont know.
joke teller: neither do i, i was too busy masturbating over it.
highly euphemistic statement.
That joke had no place in this forum. 
come on. if you hung around me and my friends at times, you would be absolutely offended lol. i love tasteless jokes. you dont want to laugh at some of them, but they’re so clever at times haha.
No, not really.
+1. I didn’t get it and I didn’t like it.
its a perfect exaple of knowing your audience
and why anti humor rarely works
+1 Can that be removed, and the post also?
It’s obvious you’re new here. Getting a post removed is pretty much impossible unless you are 13 and point a webcam at your bed.
Me estoy LOL mucho amigo!
This forum is read by young children, by mothers, by grandparents, and by people from every continent and a wide range of cultures. What’s funny among a group of teenage lads is not necessarily suitable for posting here.
That joke is only “funny” because it is offensive. Someone called it “anti-humour”, someone else might call it “ironic”.
Point is you wouldn’t make a joke like that in front of most of the people reading it. A joke about a baby in a microwave is poor taste but possibly amusing. A “joke” about mastrubating over it isn’t a joke. It’s just puerile and offensive.
I’ve been using this forum for a very long time, and it is the first time I have been truly disgusted to read a joke here.
Think before you post.
A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, “Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns. His wife asks, “Did you have a good trip?”
“Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”
“Oh no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box.”
Let this thread and its tasteless joke die
There’s a proper place for Clean Jokes
I know what you mean, November 2009 seems like decades ago.
Come on, most people have found it obvious. It’s longer than that by many years.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, “Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?”
Her mum replies “I’ll tell you what, I’ll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning.”
So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.
The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted “Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again.”
So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said “But mummy, I still can’t see.”
To which the mother replied, “April fool!”