Good God, I hope my tax dollars paid for this!

WOULD YOU NOTICE THIS UNICYCLING CLOWN IF HE RODE BY? THREE OUT OF FOUR PEOPLE USING A MOBILE PHONE DIDN’T
BY FIONA MACRAE SCIENCE REPORTER
21 October 2009
Daily Mail
© 2009 Associated Newspapers. All rights reserved

THE garish clothes, outsize shoes and bright red nose are enough to catch the eye.

And when the clown in question is riding a unicycle, surely the sight is impossible to miss.

Not, it seems, if you are talking on a mobile phone.

Three out of four men and women making calls failed to notice a clown riding past them on his one-wheeled bike, a study found.

They were so engrossed in their conversations that they were oblivious to what was going on around them.

The finding may seem unsurprising to anyone who has had to dodge mobile phone users on pavements and in supermarkets.

But it will also raise fresh questions about the wisdom of chatting on the phone while driving - even with a hands- free kit. For the study, researchers asked a clown to ride a unicycle around a university campus square and then questioned 151 passers-by on whether they had noticed him.

Some of the pedestrians were alone, listening to music or talking on mobile phones, and others were in pairs.

Given the novelty of a unicycling clown, the researchers from Western Washington University in the U.S. expected him to grab the attention of most.

As they put it: ‘Unicyclists are very rare on campus pathways and none of the authors have ever observed a unicycling clown on campus.’

Around half of those not using mobiles, including those plugged into their iPods, spotted the clown.

Those walking in twos were the most observant, with 81 per cent mentioning the clown when questioned.

In contrast, only 25 per cent of the mobile phone users had noticed the distraction, the journal Applied Cognitive Psychology reports. The high scores obtained by those listening to music show that electronic gadgetry in itself is not a distraction.

The success of those walking in pairs also proves it is not having a conversation itself that is a problem - rather, it is how you do it.

A variety of factors, including poor reception and an inability to judge the other person’s body language, mean talking on the telephone takes more effort than chatting to someone at your side. A second experiment revealed that the phone users weren’t even able to talk and walk in a straight line. Pedestrians using phones walked more slowly, changed direction more often and were less likely to nod or wave at acquaintances. Professor Ira Hyman said the experiments made it clear that chatting on a mobile can make even the simplest of tasks more difficult.

The effects could be magnified when carrying out more complex activities such as driving.

The professor said: 'Cell phone use causes people to be oblivious to their surroundings while engaged in even a simple task such as walking.

‘If people experience so much difficulty performing the task of walking when they’re on a cell phone, just think what this means when put into the context of driving safety.’

Shouldn’t this be in RSU?

No new questions, just shedding light on a known problem with an interesting example. I’ve read in Consumer Reports magazine, years ago, that simply switching to a hands-free device does not keep people from being distracted during phone conversations. At the time, they were finding out that the distraction level of both groups was about the same. The problem, of course, is enforcement. It’s nearly impossible to enforce a ban on phone conversations by drivers, but it’s a lot more possible to at least get stuff out of their hands.

Yesterday I was waiting in the left turn lane of a busy intersection. Our light was red, and nobody was coming from the side at the moment, so the guy at the front up and made a U-turn. As he proceeded through the red light, to the astonished stares of other drivers I could see, we could all see him talking into either a phone or handheld voice recorder WHILE he was cranking his wheel around with one hand.

Why is it that some people, when they get on the phone, act like there’s nobody else around? We’re in an airport lounge, for gosh sake, and all the seats around you are occupied. Could you tone it down, or better yet, go away?

I remember being in Hong Kong in 1998 with American unicyclist Steve Dressler, who was living there. He was telling me even then how cell phones were getting people killed. By his description, people were so focused on how you could make money in that town, they were always stepping off the curb while talking on their phones and being mowed down by other people driving their Mercedes’, talking on their phones. (Hong Kong has the highest traffic density of any country, according to Guinness in the 90s) And that was 11 years ago!

More importantly, who was this unicyclist and doesn’t he ride around campus more often (hopefully while not wearing a clown suit)?

Raphael-

I am sure you are one of those liberal democrat control freaks who is going to want cell phone use banned in cars or other “potentially dangerous” daily situations. Let’s say you and your liberal control freak friends pull this off. How much longer do you think it will be until it is illegal to make microwave popcorn while driving? How much longer until one is forbidden to bowl in one’s car? Will the sanctity of operating a 4500 psi pressure washer in a crowded airport be safe?

Tniop a evah uoy od? Kaerf lortnoc nairatilatot tsilaicos a sa erom flesym fo kniht ot ekil I, yaw eht yb.

So, you’re a socialist, totalitarian control freak who thinks everything must have a point? I suppose you are narrow and shallow enough to believe that a study funded with your tax dollars involving a clown-suited unicyclist should have a point, too? I used to respect you, Raphael. Then you started hanging around with Billy…and listening to him.

Ow, that hurt. When did you get a carry permit for such biting wit?

A shortened version of the article was in today’s Seattle Times. Bellingham has its share of unicyclists and an active juggling club, I just can’t beleive any self-respecting unicyclist would dress as a clown, even in the name of science.

My daughter and her unicycle are up at Western Washington University, I’ll have to look further into this tomorrow when we visit.

Not so rare on my campus… I make sure of that.

I know someone who has a life goal of riding a unicycle around the university campus (specifically across the “bowl”) in a banana suit. Not too much different.

still not sure what she is going to do with the bottom part of her outfit.

As long they don’t ban cell phone use while unicycling in a clown suit.

Most likely explanation: everyone on their phones refusing to look up while they say to the person on the other phone, “Oh God, keep talking to me, it’s some clown on a unicycle. Mustn’t make eye contact…”

It was not me!

It’s interesting how almost every one locally thinks it was me riding around juggling, being a clown as usual at Western Red Square on a unicycle. But it was NOT me. Not that I would have refused.

Unicycles are not all that uncommon on this campus. At least two of us regularly commute here by unicycle. Learning to unicycle has at times been a requirement for some of the students to get a degree.

Dan Heaton attended Western.

I can ride through Red Square on 43 Semcycle and it appears that no one seems to take notice.

Same for the times when I have commuted to work during the summer for a week or two on a five foot giraffe.
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‘It is better to remain silent and to be thought unimaginative, than to shout, “Where’s your clown shoes and nose?” and remove all doubt.’

Personally, to attract attention, I text message while riding a unicycle. Then every one knows I’m distracted.

Hands free device?

John:
If I ride a unicycle with out holding the seat does it qualify as a hands free distative device?

Which do you recommed, one or two handed texting while I ride?

Dave Cox:

Does the banjo distract you from riding or is it more of a distraction to be with an American girl?

I read this and immediately conducted my own experiment. While unicycling down the MUP, I managed to get my cell phone out of my front pants pocket, placed a call, talked to a friend for a few minutes, then hung up and put the phone away. It was definitely difficult, I wobbled around a lot, but didn’t fall, proving that cell phone usage doesn’t cause unicyclists to be killed by distracted pedestrians.

What confuses me, though, is whether this proves I’m a pinko commie liberal or a neo-nazi conservitive.

I recommend you refer to the quote in my sig. :stuck_out_tongue:

I do not know what a distative device is, and didn’t have much luck in my (brief) attempt to look it up. But if you want to talk on a handheld phone while unicycling, more power to ya. You probably won’t kill anyone.

It’s much worse than that. You see, we all know what you were really doing fiddling around in your front, pants pocket while unicycling. You’re an auto-erotic, ambidextrous closet YUPPIE.

Ouch. Maybe he was trying to dial YUPPIE 911. :astonished:

Sorry, I’m too old to be a yuppie. Can’t comment on anything else.