i jsut punched a goat in the face
That’s wrong. You shouldn’t have.
it started it
Was his name Billy?
Was he gruff with you?
Did he deserve a good bleating?
I bet these dumb puns really get your goat, eh?
Keld
see i was at my friends house with my girlfriend and another friend and he has goats so i was like hey look its a goat and i tried to pet it and it kicked me so i punched it and my girlfriends like dont hit a poor defensless goat u jerk
That’s the time when you should have blasted your super-mega kick to lay them all down for a month. And if somebody wanted more, you could always punch them in the throat.
i punched it hard…
then it ran away
i dont take any shit from goats
Dude, you should work on anger management.
it hurt alot
Seriously, man. If a goat did that to me I’d blow it up with a nuclear bomb and then tie the girfriend’s tongue in a double knot for even suggesting that I was wrong. I’m right, dammit!
i dont ahve a nuclear bomb…
Dude, why are you even thinking about bombs?! You should see a psychiatrist or just tie yourself to a chair before you hurt anyone else!!!
do goats not have horns on their heads, thus rendering them rather pointy to being punched in said place?
He punched in the face, not on the head. I would have bitten its tail for a good measure too!
face not head
Have some compassion for sentient being! Life is precious. Violence is unnecessary.
and you thought this thread worthy why?
see look what you have done, Ivan is all a fluster 
Because im the nseakyiest ninja
Stupid…
nseaky? lol.
hey man, if you punch a goat dont gloat
there you go, a rhyme
but if you see an Ibiz, punch the crap out of it. sneaky sandwhich stealing bastards.