Giraffe questions

Giraffes DO tend to the back at the best of times and it will feel as if it’s slipping between your thighs.
You’ll get used to it over time and will teach yourself how to handle the giraffe to ensure it doesn’t scoot out from between your legs entirely.

Cheap chinese raffie?
That’s exactly what I’ve got.
Someone needs to talk you thru LOCTITE-ing your giraffe.
I’m trying to think who was the best at this, hopefully they’ll pop out of the woodwork by themselves.

Freemounting.
A marvellous skill to have and one well worth all the practise to learn and then to maintain.

Read this post for the most detailed write-up on the freemount.
The whole thread is pretty kewl and also carries a couple of links to other threads on the giraffe.

I’ve made a lot of money on my giraffe and really should dig it ot and ride it again sometime.