"Giraffe-Friendly" Cars

-> I hope to buy a new car sometime in the half year, and I wanted to make ->
sure I could fit a 6 foot giraffe unicycle in it. (You see, I also hope -> to
some day own a 6 foot giraffe unicycle.)

-> I know many compact sedans now have a back seat that folds down. What -> are
your experiences regarding different cars. How about the BMW 3 -> series (like
I’m really going get that)? What about a Toyota Corolla? -> Will the giraffe
fit in that?

-> Please share your findings, so I (and other like me) don’t buy a car -> which
will be deficiently long before it stops functioning.

2 words…

SUN ROOF

GENE

Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars

-> In continutation of this unicycling car business

Just a thought… Has anyone seen/had a Giraffe that could be broken down at
the middle?

GENE

Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars

>Subject: Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars Sent: 4/12/97 5:28 am Received: 4/12/97
>8:41 am From: Nicholas Seow Chiang Price, unicycle@tartarus.uwa.edu.au To:
>41FELBER@cua.edu
>CC: unicycling@winternet.com
>
>I have a Holden Nova, which is exactly the same as a Corolla except its $2000
>cheaper and has different badges on it (some of the engine parts have toyota
>written on them!) It’s not that great for transporting my 5 and a half foot
>giraffe. even with the seat taken off, it won’t fit in the boot, and thus I
>have to put it across the back seats or fold down the rear seats. Buy a kombi
>van. More room than you could ever need! Nic
>
>On Mon, 1 Dec 1997 41FELBER@cua.edu wrote:
>
>> I hope to buy a new car sometime in the half year, and I wanted to make sure
>> I could fit a 6 foot giraffe unicycle in it. (You see, I also hope to some
>> day own a 6 foot giraffe unicycle.)
>>
>> I know many compact sedans now have a back seat that folds down. What are
>> your experiences regarding different cars. How about the BMW 3 series (like
>> I’m really going get that)? What about a Toyota Corolla? Will the giraffe fit
>> in that?
>>
>> Please share your findings, so I (and other like me) don’t buy a car which
>> will be deficiently long before it stops functioning.
>>
>

I recently bought a Daewoo Lanos. The thing is a three door box with a 60-40
split rear seat. When I go to gigs I have to carry three large costumes, one
five foot uni, one 7 foot handlebar with wheel, one normal uni and front wheel,
one bass guitar and large speaker and head, a lagerphone, my juggling suitcase
and my bagpipe case! - oh, I forgot the stilts!

Its a lot of stuff. (this is a worst case senario for me - not all jobs need
this much) I have no trouble fitting it all in - however, if I want company I
have to be a little more careful with the packing!

The hatchback has a lot to recommend it for performers!

Martin Hungerford

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Regarding “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars:

I have a Toyota Corolla wagon which is just perfect for carrying my giraffe.

Unfortunately, auto makers are cutting back production of such practical small
station wagons which get 35-40 miles per gallon and don’t take up so much space.

Instead, they are switching to making (pick your term): Pigmobiles Sport
Fashion Vehicles Mall Rovers Land Bruisers View Blockers Killing Machines
Ramming Machines

You get the idea…

Robert Bernstein Santa Barbara, CA rdb@silcom.com

Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars

>Subject: Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars Sent: 5/12/97 2:30 am Received: 5/12/97
>8:04 am From: Gene, gene@charlestonbay.com To: unicycling@winternet.com
>
>
>-> In continutation of this unicycling car business
>
>Just a thought… Has anyone seen/had a Giraffe that could be broken down at
>the middle?
>
>GENE
>
Yes. The Bill Fraser giraffes come apart - but they are only five foot high at
top. I have seen taller ones which came apart too. I just cannot remember where.

Martin Hungerford

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snip
>- in general, enough food for 4 days for 30 starving uni students.

Nick, I refuse to believe that any single vehicle could possibly carry enough
food for “4 days for 30 starving uni students”.

Martin Hungerford

Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars

Pull apart Giraffe …

DM make a 5 - 8 foot adjustable that pulls apart. I think that it is still about
4 foot long (don’t quote me here) when pulled apart.

My first 5 foot uni pulled apart at the seat pole AND just below the cranks. It
was a good idea but whoever made it didn’t stop to think about the unicycle
frame twisting - which it did a lot.

Perhaps your local engineer could whip up a pull apart uni - expensive, but a
good idea for travelers nonetheless.

Apart from that have you considered a set of roof racks? That is how I carried
my 7 foot about a third of the way around Australia.


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In continutation of this unicycling car business:

Tonight I went shopping with some people in preparation for J-Camp II: The
Revenge. It’s the UWA juggling club’s second annual camp, going from Friday to
Monday. i had the explicit pleasure of carrying home all the shopping plus some
other equipment. It all fitted in or on the reliable holden nova. included was:

-3 sets of stilts (on the roof rak)

  • a normal uni
  • a six footer
  • 6 bottles of cordial
  • 120 pieces of fruit
  • 50 tomatotoes
  • 2 kilograms of sugar
  • a very crass looking burpless cucumber
  • in general, enough food for 4 days for 30 starving uni students.

Hopefully we’ll have about ten unicycles on the camp, so i’ll write a report if
anything weird or wonderful happens.

Nic Price unicycle@tartarus.uwa.edu.au

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At 08:30 97/12/08 +1100, Martin Hungerford wrote:
> >Subject: Re: “Giraffe-Friendly” Cars Sent: 5/12/97 2:30 am Received: 5/12/97
> >8:04 am From: Gene, gene@charlestonbay.com To: unicycling@winternet.com
> >
> >
> >-> In continutation of this unicycling car business
> >
> >Just a thought… Has anyone seen/had a Giraffe that could be broken down at
> >the middle?
> >
> >GENE
> >
> Yes. The Bill Fraser giraffes come apart - but they are only five foot high
> at top. I have seen taller ones which came apart too. I just cannot
> remember where.

I have one with two extension posts that can become a 5-foot, 7-foot and
10-footer.

>
>
> Martin Hungerford
>
>
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You’re right. We didn’t have enough sugar products and had to buy more
chocolate, Coke, cordial and Choc-bits (for the chocolate cake we made!)

I’m putting together a post about the camp, but having had 5-7 hours combined
sleep in two nights, i’m not very functional right now. Nic

On Mon, 8 Dec 1997, Martin Hungerford wrote:

> snip
> >- in general, enough food for 4 days for 30 starving uni students.
>
> Nick, I refuse to believe that any single vehicle could possibly carry enough
> food for “4 days for 30 starving uni students”.
>
>
>
> Martin Hungerford

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Nicholas Seow Chiang Price wrote:

> You’re right. We didn’t have enough sugar products and had to buy more
> chocolate, Coke, cordial and Choc-bits (for the chocolate cake we made!)

Check out the York Juggling Festival guys…

York’s 3rd Juggling Chocfe(a)st

http://www.york.ac.uk/~rfs1/yjf/

It has to the place for you, you even get free chocolate on the way in! pity it
is a bit far for you to go.

Roger