My cousin just drew all over me last night and I want a way to get him back… Any suggestions?
Shave his eyebrows.
when he’s sleeping get some warm water and dip his finger in it…(im not sure if it works with everyone but it should make him wet the bed)
Piss on him.
put tooth paste on the palm of his hand when hes sleeping, then tickle his face, then when he rubs it he will get tooth paste all over him. worked when i did it.
that works to
Very bad idea. He might escalate when he retalliates.
haha i can picture unidudedx with a big turd on his face HAHAHAHA, rofl that made my day
Shave his eyebrows, then piss in a bowl and dip his fingers in it, then put toothpaste in the palm of his other hand and tickle his face…
thats a good one 
Draw all over him back.
Right. The Christian thing to do is to forgive him.
So how bad was the damage? Do we have a picture? Is there any evidence? What’s his side of the story? Maybe it was an accident. What was used to commit this alleged crime? A pen? A magic marker? What were you doing at the time? Did he feel he had your permission to grace your body with his artwork? Was there any permanent damage, such as writing on clothing? We can’t help you unless you tell us the whole story. Why are you holding back? Do you have something to hide? Are you sure you are an innocent victim? What did you do to prompt this incident? So many questions. So little information… 
Maybe you are framing him. I bet you wrote on yourself. Come on! Confess!
I should of added a smiley in there, as it was completely sarcasm.
I have always liked the junk in the hand, tickle his face, and get the junk on his face. Mainly cause I have never seen someone do it in real-life, just on movies.
Get some hair clippers and shave a line down his head. The look on their face is priceless
good Ideas guuys, I think im just going to put alot of salt in his toothpaste and wait till he brushes his teeth…
I did nothing I say. I wasnt even aare that he had arrived, he showed up late last night and didnt even let me know he was here, not that i would have cared but i was just watching a movie with the rest of my cousins and he got here and wrot on me.
Edit: i fell asleep during the movie and wasnt aware he was here…
put dog poop in his hand while he is asleep and tickle his nose with a feather…then…run:D
Every time I’ve seen someone drawn on, its because they passed out drunk with their shoes on, and needed to be “shamed.” If you passed out drunk, you got what you deserved, and you shouldn’t retaliate. Its the rules.
However, if you were just asleep…
-dump ice water on him
-get lots of super glue and put it all over his face and hair
-super glue his fingers together
-get his mouth open, and drop some dog doo in
-teabag.
Just some ideas 
if he’s fat superglue his rolls together…welll use elmers glue superglue would be to painfull
HAHAHAHAHAHA! thats amazing. but hes not fat…