I’m back…
We apparently have been genetically programmed to step off the unicycle and land on our feet. It’s a cat-like ability. We don’t have to learn it. It just comes naturally. Before you know what even happened, you are standing by your fallen unicycle. It falls. You don’t – 99.9999% of the time, if you are doing basic riding (so wear a helmet for the 0.0001% of the time). When it falls over, you do not. It doesn’t drag you down with it. Your body remains vertical. And you stay that way – you land on your feet.
Get a standard 20" unicycle and do basic riding and freestyle. You are only a few inches off the ground and you will only be going three to five MPH – you can walk that fast. In the very, very beginning, you will need a railing or something to hold onto, which will also serve to minimize your chances of falling.
Don’t do MUni. Don’t do trials. Don’t ride in traffic. Don’t get a Coker. Don’t get a unicycle with pedal pins, because they can rip your leg open. Wear a helmet, and maybe wrist guards. Eventually, as you become a skilled rider, expand your horizons. Start a thread – ask us what to do and what not to do – in order to maximize safety. What type of riding? What protective gear? Etc. I didn’t realize how much damage pedal pins could do. You could learn from our collective experience. Tuck in your shoelaces. I didn’t know that one either. There’s nothing wrong with putting safety first – but you should apply it evenly. Don’t ride in a car. Don’t fly. Don’t live your life.
Can you ride a bike in traffic? That is far, far more dangerous than riding a unicycle in a park or in your driveway. We have some busy, winding roads here that I wouldn’t even want to walk on. In fact, a few years ago, a pedestrian was hit and killed by a car. I’d rather be in a park riding my unicycle any day. You could always become a couch potato – couches are safe. Watch TV. Get fat and out of shape. And have a heart attack and die. My point is that the health and well-being benefits of unicycling infinitely exceed the nominal risk.
I was practicing a jump mount over the weekend. I was in a grassy area, luckily, because I landed on my butt. My mother happened to be watching. What did she say after asking if I was ok? She said, “I’ve never seen you fall.” I’ve been riding almost a year. You should have your mother talk to my mother!
I would hate to see you miss out on unicycling – it’s simply the most wonderful thing. But I also wouldn’t try to misguide you into doing something dangerous. Unicycling looks dangerous, but it really isn’t (hell, it looks impossible, but it isn’t that either). You can certainly do dangerous things on a unicycle, but you don’t have to. Start with basic skills and basic riding. Maybe that’s all you will ever do. Level one. Mount, ride, dismount. Just that much skill is a blast. There is a joy in riding on one wheel.
Good luck.
Dave (uni57)