There seemes to be a “Geezer Bandit” that is robbing banks accross the USA that the FBI can’t seem to catch!
Is it you UniGeezer making slick get-aways on that cocker? Not slowing down for the UPD!
Unicorn
lulz you said cocker
Haha, it’s the only way I can afford all my unicycles! (But I’m making sure that I only take money from those who make 250k per year or more!) 
Just like Obama!