What are you talking about that’s the best part!!
poetry what the hell u all emo? go sit in a corner and slit ur wrist already!! lol
AHahhahahaha Emo poetry is all about how bad the world is how it needs to be changes…so they sit around and get high thinking they made a diference. True Poetry is simply a way of expressing ones self…So no slitting tires in here!
well between u and i, i guess all that read this too. I never read them i just saw poetry and had to write that, it was the first thing that popped into myhead when i saw it, but come on at least one slitted tire in here rather not mine i dont have mommy and daddy to pay for my uni parts and i’m jobless as of now and tomorrow and with my luck probly the next day too lol
couple i wrote
No Brakes, No Limits
Or handlebars too
What could possibly be more fun to do?
Original, challenging plus keeps you fit
Pleasure to ride, though you wobble a bit
Practice makes perfect and perfect you’ll be
Thrilling, exciting, you’re flying, be free!
Better for the environment than travelling by cars
Bruises and bumps prove good battle scars.
People may look, people may stare,
Make quirky comments, but hey do we care?
Just remember this lesson, bikes are a con,
Why have two wheels when you can have one!
(part of it used on Have i Got News For You’ programme on TV hee hee my little five minutes of fame :))
I wrote this one about Unicycle.com…
Now Imagine a Tesco where food changes to wheels
And saddles,cranks and seatposts season all your meals
Forget the fuss of little kids screaming in the aisles
Or kicking down baked bean cans from carefully placed piles
Look upon the shelves, tyres of every size
Shoppers get so excited “we can’t decide!” they cry
Forget those counters to taste stuff they offer loads of trials
That are guaranteed to satisfy and on every face put smiles
A place where giraffes are vegetarian and corkers are not just in wine
There are saddles of every flavour, colour and design
Got no time to make your own or prepare a dish?
No worries you can order ready made whatever it is you wish
Sainbury’s has mouldy apples hidden in its boxes
But in this store Onza’s and Quaxx, replace Granny Smiths and Coxs
Why have Jamie Oliver’s name recommending what you buy
When you can have Kris Holm cranks to fly you through the sky
With special home delivery it doesn’t get much better
And friendly customer service by email, phone or letter
A shop of one-wheeled wonders in every size you like
All carefully designed and built a million times better than a bike!
HAhaha I know, I actually know a lot of Emos that write alot of stuff, you can tell I dont cause my gramma sux! lol. But hay man my mommy and daddy dont pay all my parts, all my paychecks go to gass, g/f, and uni…
well u got the job so thats a better then me still
Lol well right now im unemployed and I dont have the problem with gas money…both for the same reason, I lost my lisence lol.
sorry to hear that but i didnt know uni’s needed gas or lisence
DON’T LET IT GET AWAY
there is a man walking down the street,
the motorcycle speeding towards the end,
a truck is travelling on its way home.
he is walking and thinking it’s a beautiful day,
one turn left and then he’s there,
the truck-radio sings out Beautiful day.
he hears the sound of brakes which screech,
stopping is now out of reach
the truck driver looked up and thought; not again.
the man could see a heap of metal,
eternal sleep has grabbed him,
and U2 plays no more.
I’ll try to explain it:
You’ll see that there are three lines, and then a break, then three lines, and then a break etc. In the first line, it’s always from the point of view of an old man, walking down the street.
In the second line, it’s from the point of view of a motorcyclist.
In the third line, it’s from the point of view of a truck-driver.
It’s written cronologically; I don’t switch around with time; the first “verse” happens first, the second happens second, and so on.
If you look at the second verse, line two (motorcyclist-view), there’s written:
Quote: one turn left and then he’s there,
“One turn left” can refer to left as the opposite of right, but it can also refer to “one turn to go”; “he has only got one turn left”.
“And then he’s there”; could mean that he is home, but it can also mean that he is there; at the portal of death.
When you look at verse two, line three(truckdriver-view);
Quote:the truck-radio sings out Beautiful day.
Beautiful is a song by U2.
Verse four, line three,
Quote:and U2 plays no more.
; means that the radio has stopped playing, it’s totally silent.
When you look at verse two, line three again;
Quote:the truck-radio sings out Beautiful day.
and then look at the same verse, line one, you see that the old man thinks it’s a beautiful day, so truckdriver and man both have a beautiful day, but not the motorcyclist.
If you’ve wondered about the title; “Don’t let it get away” is in the refrain of U2’s “Beautiful day” (see previous explenations)
If you wondered about verse three, line three:
Quote:the truck driver looked up and thought; not again.
Why on earth did the truckdriver think “not again”?
There are many people who commit suicide by jumoing onto a motorcycle, and hurtling into a truck at full speed, not a very nice thing to do, just think about the poor truckdriver and how he feels.
In this poem it wasn’t suicide, but how should the truckdriver know that? He had experienced this before, and didn’t want to again.
Verse one, line two:
Quote:the motorcycle speeding towards the end,
The motorcycle is speeding towards the end…of a long journey, or the end in the form of death.
Verse four, line two:
Quote:eternal sleep has grabbed him,
Yes, he died.
For those of you who still haven’t understood it, the motorcyclist crashes into the truck and is killed. It wasn’t on purpose.
I hope you understand it, what do you think of it?
(I posted this on another forum too, so it might not make sence)
Christmas came early for little Jimmy Lee
Now he’s happy as a one-wheeled guy can be
Online looking at the trails of Moab Muni Fest
Knowing fun happens there for those at their best
Turning off the computer, time to leave this winter hide
Go to Bluff Creek and try a hardcore Muni ride
With no goal in mind except to give the trail his all
Don’t always take the easy path, have no fear to fall
Root step before Big Stupid wins more time than not
Success this day came simply cause failure he had fought
Realizing his feet had yet to touch the ground
Could it be perfection all the way around?
For years the hope of a perfect lap was always eluded
One last uphill and that lap could forever be concluded
Gravity fought, roots climbed over, the spokes even sang
Nearby deer jumped for at the top of the hill a victory yell rang
Poem might seem corny but at least now you know
On the second lap where the mind does go…
This one’s a bit rude…apoligies!
Dear Snow White
(Corrupting The Disney characters one by one…
By Liz)
Do you think it’s really fair on Dopey
To have to lie in bed
Confused by all the banging
Going on above his head
And giving Bashful blow-jobs
Every morning in the shower
It’s no wonder that at the window
Grumpy watches with a glower
What about poor Sleepy
Who’s trying to rest in bed
Only to wake up finding next to him
You’re giving Doc some head
I mean come on having Sneezey sex
After every meal
Have you thought about poor Dopey
How’s he gonna feel?
Happy’s happy enough
He doesn’t need to come
Grumpy’s feeling grumpy
Give him a bit of fun
Your sex drive must be massive
If you are not in heaven
Until you’re lying in your bed
Surrounded by all seven
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator
BEST POEM EVER!
nice poem but it’s been done
http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
Nice one!!
Oh, someone that ruined my threadless t-shirt…how many more will you ruin?..I have about half of them, so you’ve got a lot more to ruin…
I thought it was funny so HA HA, it’s great…
ELLEMAYOH
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I’m schizophrenic
And so am I too
haha I think I got that from the dave
I posted that in an earlier thread, but he might have too, its quite well known…and quite good (:
backwards smiley face (: