So how do you like this, sendhair? 
Hehe…
42
Silly… no links… but meaning? Hmmm…
Phil
42 is the meaning of life. Did you know that?
Hei
I can fly, I like cheese, 69. Did u ever pall into a sewer before?
What time is it? How is everything possibe if you only have two hands? Since when is “God” a swear word? Who decided that some words are taboo? Why does no one remember who invented glasses. Whats your name? I live on the moon, it is made of cheese. I like cheese. Does the name of a unicycle affect the way it works? Why are Zellers and K-mart almost the same store? Canadians and Americans are virtually the same, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with healthcare. Switzerland and some other country are the only places in the world where when a nuclear bomb explodes, they just say “What was that noise?” If a midget wants to commit suicide, can he just jump off a chair? Today is Tuesday. Why did Christopher Columbus have to pay a fee for “Discovering” America? Carpet is good. I am Superman. Batman loves Robin. I will shut up now. I got a new tire for my unicycle, it says MONGOOSE. I smell something rank. What the hell is the matter with you? Why would you do that. God almighty why would you do that? Screw you guys, Im going home.
Re: Hei
I can fly
I can levitate. Beat that.
I like cheese.
Cheese is good, except for the kind with the holes in it.
I agree.
Did u ever fall into a sewer before?
My sister wanted to jump into a sewer.
What time is it?
6:57:39 PM
How is everything possible if you only have two hands?
everything isn’t possible.
Since when is “God” a swear word?
That’s a goood question.
Who decided that some words are taboo?
Someone at my school decided that the word ‘dude’ meant a hair on a donkeys butt, so then everyone stopped saying stuff like “Dude!” because then peopel would laugh and say, “That means a hair on a donkey’s butt! No, really!”
Why does no one remember who invented glasses.
They’re too old, and too unoriginal to be worth remembering who invented them.
Whats your name?
James Potter. as far as you know, anyway.
I live on the moon, it is made of cheese.
Is it made of the kind with holes in it? I don’t like that kind.
I like cheese.
You said that before. The kind with holes in it is icky.
Does the name of a unicycle affect the way it works?
It can affect the mind of the unicyclist, similar to the way a subliminal message works, and then make him perform poorly. It’s a psychological thing.
Why are Zellers and K-mart almost the same store?
I’ve never heard of Zellers.
Canadians and Americans are virtually the same, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with healthcare.
Oh.
Switzerland and some other country are the only places in the world where when a nuclear bomb explodes, they just say “What was that noise?”
That’s because they’re WIMPY! Either that, or all the other countries are wimpy and they need to fight to prove their toughness. So Switzerland is really the only tough country, and we’re all wimps.
If a midget wants to commit suicide, can he just jump off a chair?
Depends on his height. He would probably just hurt himself.
Today is Tuesday.
Tomorrow is Wednesday, yesterday was Monday, and in a week it will be Tuesday again.
Why did Christopher Columbus have to pay a fee for “Discovering” America?
I didn’t know he did. It probably says in my History book, but I never read it.
Carpet is good.
I’ve never tried it.
I am Superman.
Spiderman is sooo much cooler, dude.(not a donkey butt-hair)
Batman loves Robin.
You mean he’s GAY?!? This changes my entire childhood.
I will shut up now.
Then why are you continuing with questions…?
I got a new tire for my unicycle, it says MONGOOSE.
A mongoose is a weasel. I think. Or maybe it’s a snake. I can’t remember.
I smell something rank.
It’s probably the cheese you mentioned twice before.
What the hell is the matter with you? Why would you do that. God almighty why would you do that? Screw you guys, Im going home.
I’m sorry… 
Hei
Rofl, Now you are good! I couldnt imagine trying to answer those mind boggling questions. LOL. I wouldnt even think for a moment that someone would contradict me. You’ve done it. Kudos to you! But at the of my last reply I wrote some words that would end this post very well(If I was angry at you for answering my questions)
Yep, I was bored. Took me about 20 minutes in all. LOL
damn thhis beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeR is good!
Re: Re: Hei
Switzerland was banned from exporting Mercenaries in 1815 (I think) to anywhere but the Vatican. So they must be really 'ard.
They only make cuckoo clocks as a cunning disguise.
Phil
VODKA
VODKA!!!
COFFEEEEE!
Bello questo argomento! Vedo che noi monociclisti non abbiamo molto da fare…
Foonerisms are spun! (who can work that one out?)
Klaas Bil
Re: Re: Re: Hei
Yup! They sure look 'ard!
These guys are The Swiss Guard of the Holy See in Rome. They’re the Pope’s palace guard. 
Hey, Klaas! The thread title says “no links”! 
Re: Gallery of Silly, Meaningless Posts Without Links to Weird (or Interesting?) Site
Oh, yeah, and…
It looks like I’ve inspired the creation of a monster… 
Rick 
Dangerous.
foonerisms are spun, especially when under the alfluence of incahol.
(or caffeine of course ;))