i’ve recently noticed a couple of really funny thread titles
titles that are funny in their own right and do not need u to even know what the thread is about to be funny
I thought that most of the recent threads that mention properties of threads (including this one) had funny titles. It was almost a contest. Or not even almost, perhaps.
But this one…
…didn’t quite cut it for me. I thought (from the title) it was dead serious. What crossed my mind in the split-second before clicking to open it was tensioning the spokes on only one side, tacoing the wheel.
i thought it ref’d to having a unicycling dream and waking up very upset (ticked-off, or is that continent specific slang again?) when u realised that all the skills u dreamt of doing so easily were just that, just dreams
like pulling the skin tight around the place where the mosquito stuck his lil’ nozzle in u so it cant come out and he just sucks blood till he explodes?
that kinda revenge?
i kinda thougt i should’ve gone with the asexual “it’s” while i was writing that post
didn’t expect anyone to get retentive aboutthe issue
but to all the females i have offended by my old worldly gender assumptions, i do apologise
now, if u’ll excuse me, i have to move closer to the equator