Alright so we have a thread for clean jokes, how bout one for dirty jokes, It doesnt have to be sexual or perverted, it can be racial, mean, sexist, ect
i have a feeling this thread is going to be a breeding ground for argument.:o
ooooo…your right. 
Whats the hottest part of the sun?
dunno, what?
No, there’s no argument. Filth isn’t allowed on the forums, thems the rules.
How about we keep it to dirty jokes you would tell to an audience of all ages at a public event. For the event think in the lines of a community meeting, church, your grandmothers birthday party, etc.
If you wouldn’t tell under that condition, there’s no need to tell it here. I’ve forgotten more dirty jokes than you’ve heard, I don’t need to read them again here.
Here’s mine, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve killed with this one:
Man tripped and fell in mud.
If you’ve never clicked on the red-and-white triangle with the exclamation mark in Brendon’s original post, please do so now.
page 3.
There’s this heterosexual couple and they’re having their 50th wedding aniversary and getting all excited about it and shit cause they’re a bunch of old straight people.
So the husband wants to know if his wife has ever cheated on him and she tells him she did three times.
He gets kinda pissed at her and wants to know about the three times so she tells him.
“You remember when we needed that big loan for our house and the guy from the bank came by our house and gave it to us with no interest, no questions asked?”
“My darling, you did that to save our house? How admirable! What was the second time?”
“Remember when you had that cancer and it was so severe that none of the surgeons would opperate on you until that one doctor came from across the state and saved your life?”
“My God, dear!! You sacrificed yourself to save my life! What was the third time?”
“Remember that time you were running for president of the golf club and you were 27 votes short?”
1- a cop
2-dont know
3-dont know
4- put door handles all over the wall?? i think thats it
I’ll dispense with the jokes. Here are the punchlines.
- She’s got a cute tuchas too.
- Pizzas don’t scream when you put them in the oven.
- Because their lips explode at high altitudes.
- The International House of Pancakes.
- Beef stroganoff.
- They both come in quarts.
- Next time chew your food.
- Because he can’t feel Happy.
- Because he can’t get it down Pat.
- The Aristocrats.
how come mexico doesnt have an olimpic team?
cause everybody that can run, jump and swim are here! (USA)
9 months, I’m assuming.
I’ve heard tons of racist jokes for many races, except for white people. I’d love to hear one against whites. Anyone?
What do you call an elevator full of white people?
A box of crackers.
Thanks GOU!
I’ve been wanting to hear a decent white joke for years…now there’s finally 1 decent white joke versus the 234908236534205978342390847…black jokes.
I know a lot of them, but I never repeat them 
what?
hey when u post jokes u shuld put the answer in them if possible, that way its easier to find the answer 
No, you should just not post the jokes at all.
This forum does not need a thread like this.
We have enough trouble trying to keep this place ‘friendly’, we don’t need a repository of smut.
Being unable to have this thread locked, I will make a serious request to all my fellow forumites not to post in this thread.
Please.
nvm
EDIT
All sorts of fun is or can be appropriate at various times and places.
Some things I enjoy when out with my friends may not be appropriate when I’m sitting in a job interview.
Telling dirty jokes on a family friendly unicycle forum site is not appropriate.
End of.