Damn I say Fuck like 1 ok like 50 time in these forums and you jump all over my ass for it being inapropriate for children, but it seems many of you find it ok to tell Jokes about Killing off a whole ethnic culture and Millions of people because they are arab. Yeah thats cool, NOT
I’m with Rick, That joke was racist thats the bottem line Fuck racism and lets just get along
well, i think that what would definitly happen, is that they USA would become CANADA’s 14th province/territory. but then would get kicked out because canada is too good for that, and thats all i have to say.
-MIKE
i think alot of you arte missing the point of the joke.
the joke is not making fun of arabs. Infact, I dont believe the joke was really meant to be in any way negative towardfs arabs.
The joke is that dubya is going to wage war against basicly the entire middle east, and that the USA will win, and that there will be no arabs left after we win.
IT is not about how bad arabs are at fighting, or about how they will destroy themselves, or how they are violent people.
Generally the joke is more negative towards the US by saying how we are always violent and thats our way of solving problems.
the point is that its a joke! im not even going to state my oppinions on it, because im not going to get people started on me.
i hope this isn’t off topic…
why did the bicycle fall over…?
UK answer: because it was two tyred
USA answer: because it was two tired
I also ride bicyles. That is a horrible joke. How can you find it funny that the bike fell over? You disgust me.
hah hah hah hah hah
Interesting.
why did the Atom cross the road?
because it needed to split. 
Why did the unicyclist cross the road?
Any suggestions?
Best I can think of is…
Because he was juggling three chickens
To get to the peace rally! 
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
jokes ?
Oh, Raphael, what an idealistic dreamer you are!
To chase his other wheel. AH! NO! Don’t hurt me! I didn’t mean it! I’ll repent!
Earlier today during computer class I was reading this thread (after all my work was done of course) and my friend started to read it, when he saw the joke, his answer was “because he is gay”. upon which i punched him and explained how cool unicycling really is.
Anywho, this is my rendition of the chicken crossing the road:
“why did the unicyclist cross the road?”
“because he/she saw harpers uni.5 on the other side.”
i know its lame, but that uni kicks ass…
-Mike
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the
day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says,
“I’ll take the cold chili.”
“I’m sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl,” says the
waitress.
“Oh, I’ll just have coffee, then.”
After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the
last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili
bowl is still full.
He asks, “Are you going to eat that?”
The other man replies, “No.”
“Would you sell it to me?”
“You can have it for free if you want it.”
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets
about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl
and pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, “That’s about as far as I got,
too.”
And In A Year I’ll Be Five
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
“I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.
“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”
'cause he/she didn’t want to follow the crowd.
The resent talk of Japan hosting the next UNICON reminded me of this one.
The Japanese are very good at organising a World Cup, but they’ll never make a Korea out of it.
Gary
juggling joke
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. "I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!
Q: What is Irish and sits in the back yard all summer?
A: Patty O’Furniture
The below has just been established as the world’s funniest joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
See: http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/index.html
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ