me and my friends like to say funny things. SO… i thought it would be fun to write funny one liners or possibly longer.
what funny things do you say. (note these are not funny words, they are funny things to say, they aren’t jokes either, they’re funny things to say.)
Come here a minute! ( you gotta blur the come and here together to make comer a minute)
that’s all i can think of right now. so it’s up to you guys.
Quit jivin’ me, turkey!
Do you mean funny things to say,like when your on a uni?like,in response to non-unicyclists?
what time is it?(blur the "is it"to ishit)
No, he means like, superkalefrajelisticexpialidosious.
Lots of people say stuff like, " I went to the closet to get my boots and there they were, gone!"
David
“I hate that”
“me to”
“me three”
(the twins & little michele in Full House)
Also I just saw this one liner:
Sweet… I knew this would come up and now I have chance to throw some stuff around:
“I have Hamm in my shoe, squisha squisha”
“bacon!!!”
“Splargan Spegigglenochek”(the "chek makes a hawking sound like a loogie)
“Heenur geendur veendur shneendur” (sweedish viking style)
“Just like you!”(in reply to whenever someone says “thats gross” or “thats ugly” or “thats disgusting” or “thats weird” etc…)
“guacamole y cacawates”
“donde esta josue”(one of my gangsta homies and I invented this “Wheres waldo” like hispanic version)
“We must build a mousetrap!!!”
“ay ch ch ch”(we heard this overweight angry mexican chick at our school say it to one of her friends)
“oye chico!”
(most of the spanish is because our school has like 40% hispanics and 90% speak spanish most of the time)
As soon as I remember more I will post.
There is a song on my dvd called Bacon
‘Alrighhht!!!giddagiddagiddagidda’ - Quagmire
“you don’t know me!” (said like a fat woman on Springer but more drunk)
and, “you didn’t seen nothin!” (said like a drunk guy tryen to pull a fast one)
Shiggiddy Shiggiddy Shwa!
oh, i forgot “hey chabuddy!”
I’m a lobster
I’m a dragon
I’m a bear
Du zolst vecks vei ein tsibelah mit dein kopf en drerde.
Never written that out before.
Rub the milkduds on my elbow.
Take me to your leader!
Everybody down!
Say anything in an australian accent.
Wonka???
:: Pelvic Thrust ::
Re: funny things to say
“Life is biology. Biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics,physics is really math, and math is really hard!”
“Life is tuff, and so am I” [eels]
“communication is the problem to the answer.”
“Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.” - one of the longest words in the English language.
Damn, ten years late but…
WOO EELS