and i did do a search to make sure it hasn’t been posted before…
That’s hilariuos! I’m afraid to ask how you found this.
V.funny
“…‘None of the other men I’ve been with,’ (my, but it’s all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) ‘None of the other men I’ve been with used a mirror to shave.’
‘Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn’t it? As all the other men you’ve been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!’ I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house.”
My fave bit so far. I’m only a tiny way down the page.
and i wouldn’t ordinarily drag this thread back up to answer u, but u see, my girlfriend sent me the link
which i found hilarious untill i started wondering about how SHE found it… 
If I don’t post anything on the forum for a while, it’s because I’m reading this site.
Thanks a lot Gild 
That is hilarious
I think it may have been…I’ve definitely seen that site before, and my sources for discovering those types of links are pretty limited. Maybe the “gallery of weird sites” thread?
But it was still a fun re-read, especially given the fight I just realized I was in with my SO…something about not placing the pillows on the couch at the exact angles they need to be. If not placed with NASA-like precision, the dang thing just can’t get off the ground.
This is an old thread and was originally posted in July of 2004 so it might’ve been from this link that you read it the first time.
If you do read and enjoy that site, do yourself a favour and sign up for Mill’s Mailing List. It is insanely funny.
Arrgh…right you are. Another reminder of why I hate pointless resuscitation of old threads.
Ah, so that’s where you’ve been.
Make up your mind, will ya?
i like this one…
Thank you Gild, well worth the post:
But have I made a mistake in reading it, an unutterable error? I recommended TIAWMGA to a number of my (female ) friends. They accused me as being just the sort of person that WOULD find it funny. Apparently I have established an, apparently unenviable, reputation for thinking logically, almost to the extent of betraying my gender. My suggestion of this webite being a suitable way to waste time enjoyably has merely painted me a deeper shade of black. My crime was being able to see that the mickey taking was equally funny aimed at either target.
One of these friends was the woman who insisted that her 7 year old son, about to go play his first ever Rugby match in the depths of a very wet winter, insisted that he go in the bath BEFORE the match. She was unable to understand my ridicule.
For the Americans: Rugby: a bit like your football, but played, using a mis-shapen ball, without any body armour in a field that must have at least a 3 inch depth of oozing mud across 75% or more of the pitch surface. It is usual, that within a few minutes of the game starting, the only way to identify the team to which a player belongs is to listen to his accent. Other than that the rules are very much under development, although it it rumoured that by the year 2020 they will have at least decided how many players each team will have.
… And that’s how Naomi got started on TMFFAIHAA (Things My Female Friends and I Have Argued About). We’re looking forward to the next update. 
Not a bad idea. My web site has lain fallow for years, unloved, never updated. The pages have yellowed and largely been unread by the masses. More people have leafed through the Dead Sea Scrolls than have clicked on my links. I forgive them, they know not what they have missed, and they have consequently spent less time questioning my sanity.
As an alternative I have occasionally toyed with the idea of starting a Blog which would include some events such as the above. I am usually impervious to incidents that would send the average Saint into apoplexy, but such incidents seem to happen fairly regularly to me, and maybe all I need is the promotion in order to fly into a suitable rage. I feel I should record some embarrassing detail, but do I do it publicly, or just diarise it?
Anyone recommend a good DIY Blog site?
Nao
She makes it sound like its soo much fun. No im serious it is loads of fun its immense.
Mike