okay so there once was a king who had a daughter. he would only let his daughter date certain people so he held a competition. who ever could find the most ping pong balls would be the winner.there were three competitors who took on the task. the first found 100 balls, the second found 88 balls, and the last found 2 balls. the king asked the last person why he only found two. he replied “i thought you said King Kongs balls”
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I would’ve just stolen a large sized gumball machine and brought it to the king. 
My brother first told me that joke about 40 years ago. That one really needs to be told with much embellishment. Told right that joke should take a minute or five to get through. Simply posting a short version does not do that joke justice.
Great punchlines of our time No.42: “I thought you said King Kong’s balls.”
Great punchlines of our time No.29: “I was laughing at the monkey trying to put the cork back in.”
Great punchlines of our time No.01: “Better Nate than lever.”
I love to tell that joke.
Tell, I don’t know it…
I’m sorry, it’s a geezer joke.
You probably wouldn’t like it.
i love the nate then lever
It involves a pig and a contest to raise the largest pig at the fair.
Farmer 1: The last thing I remember is **** flying everywhere.
Farmer 2: You should have seen the poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.