Funny comments received while riding

we had a good one in a quarry the other day, while doin some natural trials a climber came over for a chat, and said:

“your only here to make the climbers look sane arent you”

quite a good one, much better than the usual anyway…

Re: Funny comments received while riding

On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 11:38:13 -0500, “johnfoss” wrote:

>But I’d be willing to take the challenge on “average unicyclist
>intelligence vs. average general intelligence.” I think the unicyclists
>would have an edge. Sure, we have our fair share of dummies,
>idiot-savants, and average joes, but I think our sport attracts people
>who like to work their brains a little harder. It would be interesting
>to find out someday.

It has recently been proved that juggling improves your intellectual
capacities. I think the same might hold for unicycling. If so (and why
not?), cause and effect are swapped, as compared to your reasoning.

Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict

I like the idea of not having to balance when out on a ride - joe

Re: Re: Re: Funny comments received while riding

I shore thank yore rite, John. Thass wye we make TEA-shurts frum pitchers of cross-dressers. ANd then we up an’ buy 'em.

-Greg (I left my helmet with my sissy cycle) Harper

yea i no allot of mi frends an i r hecka smartr then othr peeple at mi skool cus we can balense and we can ride farthar then other peeple wich makes ur bran more exersised an it helps u consentrate an improves ur mentel stamena

Improves your mental stamina but not your spelling? Perchance?

ye dud jus cus u can-t tipe dos ent mean u is not smart. u retaerd

I think he’s trying to communicate…

No, he’s not.

Sheesh, 1wheelthrilla. The guy was sticking up for you, and you insult him.

To get back on subject:

I was riding at a camp and one guy said “Look! He’s riding a… unike!”(he pronounced it eunuch and I explained that the shortened term is uni and what a eunuch was. He still called it a unike after that though.)

1wheelthrilla, Punctuation, It’s your friend.