(Got this from my brother today and thought it was very clever and funny!)
Due to my increasing age, forgetfulness, and my decreasing ability to send cards on time, here is my card to cover every Holiday …
perfect
I like it!!
The perfect card for every occasion. One card does it all. Just think how many trees would be saved by not having to print so many cards.
Thanks, not only was that good, but it saved my bacon (turkey?).
Just sent it to family and friends 
This one is a little bit more angry, but still:
in the guiness scientist’s voice BRILLIANT!
Nice work Terry. That’s 1 awesome card you have there.