Funniest Unicycle Story Thread

Off-topic
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Post your most hillarious unicycle stories here!

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Ok tyler dude i like ya kid, but this one is a little unessecary (and yes i probably spelled it wrong) becuase there is a thread about Unicycle Stories… so yeah thats my two bits

Chase

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Here is one:

Once there was an annoying kid who never unicycled. He just sat at home all day doing nothing but plunking on his keybord and making lame GIF animations. He pissed everyone off, and nobody liked his stupid threads. When he got older he realised what a moron he was and DIED.

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Fuckin hilarious.

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tell another story man!

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Re: Funniest Unicycle Story Thread

Here’s one: I was on the unicycle computer page and a well-meaning kid made a reasonable request for FUNNY unicycling stories. Then 4 much bigger kids (ages 15, 16 and 19 and someone who thinks he is modeling his conduct after Jesus) ganged up on him, called him a moron and wished him dead.

Then a much bigger guy on a much bigger unicycle with a HUGE Gazzalodi Tire plowed right over the teenagers. HA HA HA

Billy

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and then someone told him that fruits are better than vegetables.

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LMAO! As i was reading that, i was playing it in my head what that would look like, and then me on the corner looking at it happen and looking pointing and just shaking my head, with a pathetic smirk. Some people are so inane. And yes…inane IS a word.

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Here’s one: I was on the computer reading a thread made by a kid who’s grandpa just died not long ago, and he was requesting funny unicycling stories, no doubt to try to cheer him up, and then some annoying jerks picked on him.

I guess that wasn’t a very funny story… actually I think it was me just pointing out how much of an asshole these guys can be… whoops sorry about that.

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double post

oops

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i’m curious now
are there unicycle stories that will be funny to non-unicyclists that does not involve any non-unicyclists?

here’s my theory

uni stories that does not involve non-unicyclists will only be funny to unicyclists while unicycle stories that does involve non-unicyclists can also be funny to non-unicyclists
such stories would include the exchange of comments initiated by the non-unicyclists’ ‘where’s your other wheel?’
uni-funny-only stories may include slightly more technical issues

mmm
not very funny, but it kept me out of work for a couple of minutes

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And anyway, Tyler can unicycle damned well, from the vids I’ve seen here.

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yeah hes 11 and hes wiked hardcore for his age…

Chase

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Wow, wickid hardcore…that definitely made my day! Does everyone (except Evan, King of Unicycling :roll_eyes: ) think this!!!

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I do!!

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me too, HEIL EVAN!!!

Chase

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Bah!What are these forums coming to???

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you’re mean!

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if you couldnt tel my HEIL EVAN statement was sarchasm.

Chase

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oooopss…That was meant to be funny. I wanted to put a smiley but it goes against my religious beliefs<<<<<ahahaha(insert smiley)