Funniest one-liner in movie history.

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The Carry On gag “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!” has been voted the funniest film one-liner.

Kenneth Williams uttered the words as Julius Caesar in the 1964 romp Carry On Cleo.

It was named the best one-liner in a poll of 1 000 comedians, industry figures and film fans by Sky Movies Comedy.

The rest of the top Top 10 was made up of:

“He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.” Terry Jones as Brian’s mother - Life Of Brian (1979)

“Surely you can’t be serious?” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack - Airplane! (1980)

“Remember you’re fighting for this woman’s honour, which is probably more than she ever did.” Groucho Marx as Rufus T Firefly - Duck Soup (1933)

“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen as Alvy Singer - Annie Hall (1977)

“Do you have a licence for your minkey?” Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau - The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

“Is that, is that hair gel?” Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen - There’s Something About Mary (1998)

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room.” Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley - Dr Strangelove (1963)

“Nice beaver!” “Thank you. I just had it stuffed.” Leslie Nielsen as Lt Frank Drebin and Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer - The Naked Gun (1988)

“When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.” Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber (1994) - Ananova.com

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Good to see a Groucho line in there.
My personal favourite of his is “Will you marry me? Are you rich? Answer the second question first.”

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I’ll have what she’s having. --old lady (rob reiner’s real life mom) in When harry met sally.

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“He had a lot of guts.” – George Lazenby as James Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. A downhill ski chase ends with the bad guy falling in front of a huge snow removal machine, where you see the plume of snow flying out turn pink.

Some other Bond favorites:

Bond: “Do you expect me to talk?”
Goldfinger: “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” – from Goldfinger, admittedly not a one-liner.

“That’s close enough.” – Pierce Brosnan/Bond to female Russian fighter pilot Onatop, after she walks right up to him and stops with their noses touching.

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I’d trade one of the Leslie Nielsen quotes for another Woody Allen.

“No, I think you’re the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.” – Woody Allen as Harry in "Deconstructing Harry.

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Clatu…Verata…[coff]

Army of Darkness (I laughed just typing it!)

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My personal favorite:

“Lucky I didn’t tell him about the dirty knife!” - Monty Python, And Now for something completly different

Cracks me up every time!

Rock on!
Edd

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Funny lines

In Meet the Fokkers when someone mentions their cousin Dominic (nicknamed Dom) I was the only one in the theater to laugh. I explained to my wife later…

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Hahaha that made pop come out my nose!:smiley: … That is so wrong…yest so very very true…

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“Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.”
“Inconceivable!”
“Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!”
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.”
"I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. "

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“Kelly can be a guys name to, HEEEYYY.”
-Clerks II

Chase

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hahaha i laughed so hard the first time i watched this movie

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Also from Naked Gun

Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.

Frank: Ehhh, you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go.

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“My goodness, you’re a tripod!” Nigel Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

There is way to many in the Austin Powers movies to count

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hey! get out of my face!..oh ill get inside your face!: will ferrel and john heder in “blades of glory”

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I like “You’re fired.” by AHnuld in True Lies. Or “You’re the rocket man.” by Dr. Goodspeed in The Rock. Similar themes.

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From “A Night at the Opera” - Groucho (Otis B. Driftwood) upon catching sight of a particularly ugly hag onstage: “How’d you like to feel the way she looks?”

DF

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Woody Allen is so funny! He’s gotta be one of my favorites.

Like in “Small Time Crooks” when he has the plan to break into the bank…lol…its so funny. He breaks into a clothes store and is all confused. Oh…you guys who havn’t seen his work…rent “Small Time Crooks” or “Manhatton Murder Mystery”. Good Stuff!

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I prefer his earlier, funnier stuff.

(sorry, I couldn’t resist throwing that in)