Well, after investing 'bout 38 hours (over 4 months time) learning to
ride a unicycle (a 24" Stealth Toker Unistar), and after spending
another 38 hours (subsequent to learning how to ride, over the past 5
months) gleefully riding my tamed beast through empty campus hallways,
around vacant parking lots and parking garages, through local
residential neighborhoods, and along uncluttered bike paths, I’ve
finally decided to set aside the task of simply racking up the mileage
in favor of dedicating some time to nailing that elusive static
freemount. This was a big decision for me because the freemount has
mystified me for five full months. Candidly, when I decided to take
up the task of learning to unicycle, I just assumed that riding the
‘uni’ would be the most difficult obstacle I’d have to surmount. Boy
was I wrong.
I’ve been wrestling with the ‘freemount’ off and on over these last
five months, and most impatiently during the past two months (when two
unicycling friends showed me just how simple it was to static mount a
unicycle–without the assistance of a helpful curb, wall or car).
They made it look soooo easy! But when I tried to freemount (again,
and again, and again without getting the hint of the feeling that I
was making any progress whatsoever), it nearly always ended in
fatigue, perspiration, and near-disaster. I figured that the odds of
my making a successful freemount were comparable to winning the
Minnesota lottery. Yes, I could ‘nail it’ occasionally, say about
once in fifty tries…but FIFTY tries! Well, the effort was too
demanding. I resigned myself to always be a member of that minority
of unicyclists who can ride a unicycle but can never actually mount
one. Success was an impossibility. Defeated, I resumed my unicycling
efforts, resigned to always crutching myself on curbs, walls, and cars
to mount the unicycle.
Then last week everything changed. I had one of those UPDs on a
remote stretch of bikepath, a place that was 'bout three-quarters of a
mile from any of my usual crutches for mounting. And so there on the
hot asphalt path I resumed my unplanned effort to freemount the ‘uni’
(trying again, again, again, and again without success), and became
quite frustrated as well as ashamed by my inability to just mount the
beast and ride. It beat me. I walked three-quarters of a mile to
find a curb. That was the last straw! It was time to learn how to
freemount.
For the past week now ('bout 5 cumulative hours, in 45-90 minute
sessions) I’ve been working on nailing the static freemount. Finally
today, 04 July, I’ve gathered some evidence of progress! No, it’s not
quite ‘Miller Time’ just yet anyway, but it’s getting close! Today’s
progress is reported below.
I spent 90 minutes practicing the static freemount in a empty parking
garage. In that time I completed 44% (154 of 350) of my freemount
attempts. An embarrassing percentage, I know. But what is
heartening, I think, is that over the 90 minute session, my success
rate actually (and finally) began to increase rather markedly. Let me
show you: if I divide today’s efforts (350 attempts)into seven equal
units (of 50 attempts each), my progress looks like this:
Attempts Success Rate
1st 50 - 12 (or 24%)
2nd 50 - 19 (or 38%)
3rd 50 - 22 (or 44%)
4th 50 - 22 (or 44%)
5th 50 - 27 (or 54%)
6th 50 - 33 (or 66%)
7th 50 - 38 (or 76%)
Tot 350 - 154 (or 44%)
Gadzooks! Anyway, I apologize for prattling on like this, but it’s
difficult for me to constraint my joy! It’s certainly unlikely that
I’ll ever be pedaling a ‘uni’ backwards with one foot (like Melanie,
my skilled friend) or be found jumping curbs (like Tim, another
friend). At age 51, there are many skills that just seem too
frighteningly dangerous for me to even contemplate attempting on one
wheel; but, dang-it-all, if I can somehow learn to freemount my ‘uni’,
say 90 percent of the time, I’ll be a mighty grateful ‘Level One’
unicycler for at least the next 20 years. I hope this missive
serves as a source of encouragement for others who are trying to learn
how to freemout. Toodles! --Carl Barrentine (Grand Forks, North
Dakota)