As I sat at my desk this afternoon reading the label on the yogurt I was eating, I began to chuckle. Soon my chuckling became a potential source of embarrassment, so I toned it down a bit. But even as I did so, I thought to myself surely I can’t be the first to have had such an unwholesome notion. Certainly one whose unwholesomeness is a business venture has already thought of some use for this idea.
So, out of curiousity I threw the phrase “fruit on the bottom” into Google.
Wouldn’t you know it, after reading through 15 pages of hits, I found not a single one that could be considered even remotely unwholesome.
Since the Internet is the largest p*rn library in the known universe, Google is but the sleazy guy behind the counter who knows where every book featuring any possible human oddity or fetish can be found.
Feeding it with the words “fruit” and “bottom” is like opening the floodgates.
Now, surfing through 15 pages of fruit + bottom, exactly how curious are you on the subject?
Your discovery made me think there might be hope for the internet after all. As I was thinking this, the combination of “fruit on the bottom” and “hope” reminded me of one of my favorite yogurt related comments:
FOTB is plain yogurt, but with fruit on the bottom. you could stir it if you choose, ot you could dip your spoon through the plain yogurt to get some fruit on your spoon.
I once, in a lapse of uncontrolled surfing, came across a site that combined vegetables and bottoms in a distinctly unwholesome way. Dozens of different vegetables and dozens of bottoms. Somewhat like JJuggle, I can’t find it back Googling on “vegetable on the bottom”. I tried replacing on by in (more like I remember it) but to no avail.
I think that was your funniest post ever. I laughed and laughed
Reminds me of the episode of Shary and Anus where Anus got the gerbil stuck in his mouth (I just realized what Dave’s Inaugural Family Guy episode will be!)
