This is a fun game I saw in another forum I am part of.
I say, for example, ‘fortunately i got a new unicycle’
the next person says ‘unfortunately it was missing cranks’
next person says ‘fortunately i had some spares’
ect…
Here we go:
Fortunately I got a new unicycle and it was in perfect working condition.
Unfortunately you have no legs.
Fortunately it was for his sister
Unfortunately she sold it on ebay.
Fortunately she was able to get her crack-fix for one day with the money she made
Unfortunately, it was flour 
[edit :too slow] Unfortunately by the time she realized it, that one day was already over.[/edit]
Fortunately she needed some to cook a space cake
Unfortunately, it was crack after all – and she fed the cake to her grandmother.
Fortunately her grandmother, a crack addict herself, survived.
Unfortunately, being so thrilled she survived, took up unicycling, and fell, breaking her hip
Fortunately, it was already operated on sometime ago, so replacement went smoothly
Unfortunately, they left a cleaver in her thigh.
Fortunately her malpractice settlement netted her enough to keep her in crack for a century.
unfortunately, after completing her 100 mile race, she tested positive for performance enhancing drugs and will never race professionally again
fortunately, she was about to retire anyways.
Unfortunately her sponsors sued and recovered their monies erasing the financial gains from her medical malpractice suit.
Fortunately, she was able to get some of the money back by selling her grandchildren for $30 a piece at the local car wash
unfortunately, she sold one of them to an undercover cop, who threw her in jail for the rest of her life.
Fortunately she had more babies in jail in which she sold for $30.00 each to pay for her smokes
unfortunately she died of lung cancer.