and no, its not that German Luge champion guy.
Thats really funny… makes me think of all the shit I have thrown out of car windows at people and cars 
Great news item. I saw the victim being interviewed on local TV tonight. He was remarkably lighthearted about it all and was happily posing holding a frozen sausage up in front of his face.
My only fear is that this type of drive-by sausaging can only end up in some kind of bratwurst war where innocent bystanders get salamied all over the place.
I read about this in the paper the other day and had a little chortle to myself. It was only a wee article though and didn’t go into muich detail. If I had a car I’d hang a sausage from the rearview mirror in honour of the poor chap.
Kit
That gives a new meaning to the word “banger”. Bang, right in the face. Having a banger bang your face would be quite unsettling.
Wow! That’s got to be a chance in a million!
that is some incredible aim!
Yeah, me too. I did some pretty stupid things as a teenager. If Karma does exist, I’m in trouble. 
When I first read the title, I thought “flying sausage” was some new uni street trick… 
I work at The Flying Burrito. Does that count?