Who here does fire ants’ stuff, i.e. building mounds, killing crickets, nesting, stinging, etc?
I can do double cricket attacks, and going to be learning to kill small animals (yes, I know it’s dangerous, don’t lecture me)
Also, has anyone tried doing any of these things on a unicycle? Ive neve been able to find a unicycle small enough.
Hope you are all well~
Krunk
Wait…what?
I’ve seen unicycling fleas at the circus so you must be able to get a small enough Uni. You’ll need a good magnifying glass to check if you have the right number of pedals though. I wonder as ants are supposed to be very strong for their size whether they could run a Guni with better than a 1:2 ratio?
Just remember not to breath in those fire ants 
The only fire ant experience I have was as a kid. It involved a magnifying glass on a hot, clear, sunny afternoon.
A friend of mine was stung on the testicle by a red ant in Hungary.
How we laughed.
you mean “bitten” don’t you?
well, never mind!
Some of them sting…and ouch…
oh yeah, wtf is this thread about anyway lol
A fun thing for young kids to do is to go out in the swamps with slingshots made with rubberbands and shoot dragonflies. Then bring them home and put them on the fire ant nest next to your front door.
Behold, you have just dealt the ants their feast for the day!
Oh, I had a experience with fire ants.
Once, when I was going to the beach, six of them tried to murder me.
Luckily, there was a hospital near so I could breathe again.
Yes, I am very allergic.
Wow girl, that’s not a good allergy to have while living in S.A!
Yeah, that really is not a good thing.
But… that’s life.
I HATE fire ants and I wish all of them were dead. 
None in hawaii, you should move here.
I have killed (or attempted to kill) many fire ants in Florida. You can destroy one ant-mound only to see another pop up right next to it. I never tried on a unicycle.
you don’t happen to play Grand theft auto or watch violent movies? Or do they come after the mindless killing?
I hear Dale off King of the Hill is quite the man you should get in touch with…
This thread actually got me. I thought it was mine! Am I gonna get bitten now?
I don’t know why this idea popper into my head, but immediately when I read “Fire Arts” I thought of this.