I was just thinking about this while i went on a uni-ride…
Ya know all those little finger skateboards and finger bikes and snowboards and stuff you can like play with and do tricks with your fingers as the legs…
Did they ever have “Finger Unis” kuz if they did that would be beyond awesome and if they didnt, i highly suggest they do…Kuz all other finger toys suck.
I can’t say I have. You could try paying a prostitute to learn how to Unicycle. She would probably find it a welcome change from her usual work. Although you might want to sterilise your seat afterwards just in case.
Sweet! So here’s what you do. Get a couple of those uni toys, you go buy some of those rails and quarter-pipes and stairs made for finger skateboards… and HAVE A BALL!