I think we should have a thread where we just beat each other up for the hell of it, but we remain freinds outside the rink. Don’t worry, no project maheim at the end, just clean fights. Anything goes though. Whatever, just an idea.
Edit: haha, hockey terms. said “rink” instead of ring. God I miss hockey.
Nukkah! I know you ain’t be frontin’! Gettin all up in my grill? Nukka pahlease! Fo sho! Bring it foo!
tee hee
just for the wording of your invitation, I’ll throw the first punch.
It hits you right in the nose, colapsing the cartolage. Blood insues as your eyes swell shut.
I flail blindly and lob you in the face, your skull fractures and you suffer from brain damage. I use the situation to trick your simple mid into thnking the curb is made of rock candy. You bite own hard as a boot comes towards the back of your skull.
The End.
I stratigicly pretend to die slowly. I may be missing teeth and brain cells, and my blood is pouring onto the sidewalk, but I still have fight in me. You feel sorry, so you wait for the paramedics. I have befreinded all the paramedics in the surrounding area, so they bring me phoenic’s tears and pour them into my mouth. I heal instantaneously and retaliate with a classic rugby bootlace tackle. You are thrown to the ground and smash your head on the pavement while I jump up and proceed to kick your head in.
I can feel my blood begin to fill all orafaces of my head. I lose a life. Down to 8. What now nukkah?
I realise this is a lame RPG and walk away.
Don’t be frontin!
Wow…I haven’t once heard “No but I was wearing armour” or “You missed”.
Yeah, it’s lame to do that stuff. Just take your licks and keep on fightin’.
hey I started this up a while ago in MR - with Tim I think…
then tomsey throws in an awesome HADOOOGEN
and everyone is one hit KOed, what losers…
esp the wiggas fo sho. people seriously get beaten up here if they talk like that. no eminem possy is gunna save you
Hadouken?
I Shoryouken you in the head for your horrible blasphemous spelling.
I am invincible.
UB0R H4XX0R’d 2 the max eh?
I call no being invincible.
I call I get 5 more lives.
I call your mama.
I piss in yo mouf
I shit on yo couch
I queaf in yo face
I bone yo ma
I wipe my ass with yo cat
I win.
painfully, you realise you are a hardcore nerd when your first schoolyard fight turns for the worse when your hadouken…sadly fails.
HADOOGEN!!! never seen it spelt before, only ever witnessed the down forward punch.