I’m Prepared 
I like this one.
i’m always wondering about the evolution of relationships ref farting
when can u fart in the company of your significant other?
and what happens to the very fiber of the relationship when the ‘fart-line’ is crossed?
I prefer the terms “flatus” “flatulent” and “flatulence” instead of the crude term “fart”. It sounds better to let loose with flatus instead of a fart.
When I was a kid I have made attempts at capturing farts in a glass jar. Don’t remember how long they lasted. On the order of hours, I seem to remember.
Also, me and my brother shared a room, and to encourage sleepiness my parents laid one of us in their bed for the first few hours of the night when they were still awake themselves. We had this little ploy where we farted under our parent’s pillows. They didn’t seem to notice, or at least they never mentioned it.
Farts… there’s a lot to say about them!
Klaas Bil
Capturing farts…how appropriately anal retentive.
Why capture what you can torch? That’s why God invented the Bic lighter for God’s sake.
Good idea. There’ll be a suitable prize for the first one to record saxophone part of “Mustang Sally”.
quite coincidentally, i receive this pic in an email today
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FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTH!
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Mikefule used this response on one occasion.
When can u fart in the company of your significant other? When you’re the MAN.
oh billy!
u know i don’t go in for all that role-playing stuff
I’ve thought about this before. I think there is a very narrow window in a relationship where farting must commence. Obviously if you rock up on you cheek and squint on a first date, you are toast. If you are together with a girl for 10 years and then crank one, she is going to pound you. No you must seize the moment that she is into you, but doesn’t feel she has influence over you yet. Oh she will be disgusted, but she’s invested to much at this point to walk, and is still to polite to have a blow out fight over it. Now the dutch oven, that’s another plate of cabbage…
That reminds me of a story a good female friend told me.
She had been out with this guy she fancied on a date and they ended up sleeping together. In the morning when they were both starting to wake up, you know the time when you’re half awake, she had completely forgotten that she was not alone in bed. So not unusually she cocked her hip and let out a large, and as it turned out smelly fart only to hear a polite cough behind her from the guy who was lying facing her back.
Needless to say she never saw him again as she was just too embarrassed to look him in the eye. She isn’t really shy about her above average flatulence around her friends but when she told me this I couldn’t stop laughing.
I hate the word FART
Don’t drink water. Fish fart in it.
One of my old ‘significant others’ used to fart everynite after sliding into the sheets. (SBD’s - Silent But Deadly) I learned quickly to let her ‘do her thing’ before I went to bed. But, if I ever let one that she could hear, I’d get an earfull.
Fart Joke.
Why don’t women fart as much as men.
Because they don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the back pressure.
Up untill i was like 8,we always called it “toot”.Never “fart”.I didnt even know the word fart.Then we moved to were we live now,and evauntally it became “fart”.Now we call it fart and never toot.Toot sounds so weird.