Faecalith.com

I’ve just registered this domain :smiley:

Now what should I do with it? Redirect the domain to someone I don’t like? Make it into the worlds sh!tt!est website?

Give me some ideas.

Ken

No thanks, I think that’s already been done…if you look at $h!t.com and poo.com. They’re porn sites.

could make it a REALLY awesome, fake level eleven web site… let people submit there but fake level eleven videos… start a really cool trend

Stockpile more strategically chosen domains and sell them to people as they begin to come into demand.

Hmm. A quick internet search finds Faecalith means “A hard mass of fecal matter”. Does that mean one has “Sh*t a Brick”?

I’m thinking a site for tesimonials about hard passages…

Do share.

I was going to ask if faecalith was some obscure medical term, but UniBrier went and looked it up for us.

So it is an obscure medical term…

Instead of the brick thing, I used to be more round-about and say, for example: “Riding that 16’ unicycle was so scary I was defecating masonry!”

So Ken, are you serious? You’ve bought the (commercial) domain for a word that’s probably funny at med student parties… :stuck_out_tongue:
Since ratemypoo.com already exists (just checked it out for the first time… gross!), How about one where you try to penetrate hard objects by throwing your faecalith at them? Then you get a score based on penetration… I guess you could also sell ad space for porn sites on that (like the ratemypoo site).

I honestly think you should go with UniBriers idea.
I really do think you could see some success with that.
Honestly, I would post to it sometimes.
Sorta like ride write-ups but only for poo, awesome!

Make it like failblog or something, with pictures and references to poop or things that look like they represent poop, or so on.

Thanks for all the suggestions…keep them coming.

I didn’t think it was an obscure medical term John! :stuck_out_tongue:

I was irritated about someone picking up a domain I didn’t renew (www.livejunction.com), and then typed random obsecenities into the domain registry…and somehow came up with faecalith.com

Today I went for a ride and took lot’s of photos of dried cow dung. Will put them up on the website until I figure out what to do with it.

Maybe it could be a forum listing all the worlds shittiest websites?

Or you could chuck a virtual turd at someone you don’t like on Faecalith.com?

Hehe :smiley:

Apparently UniBrier and I never heard of it. Maybe it’s more of a household term in NZ? It’s going to be interesting visiting down there… :slight_smile:

Don’t let your existing domains get snatched up if you still want them. Your registrar probably has a system where you can be notified well in advance when it’s getting ready to expire. Network Solutions does this, and you can also sign up for automatic renewal (long as your credit card still works). But Network Solutions is expensive.

You could do all of the above. A web site about sh*t. Once upon a time my sister put together a little book called Shit Happens, as Interpreted by the World Religions and Philosophies. Not original material, but funny. Examples:

  • Jehovah's Witness: Can I talk to you about shit?
  • Jewish: Why does shit always happen to us?
  • Scientologist: Why does shit happen? See page 157 in [I]Dianetics[/I].
  • Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit.
You could invite people to add to that, as well as having all sorts of other sh*tty activities and games. Could be a moneymaker!

I looked it up to. It is not in the dictionary or spell check that comes pre-installed on Macs here in Canada but the internet was very helpful. The word makes me think of monolith but crappier.

From now on that is what I will call the towering frozen pile of crap that builds up in an outhouse in winter. Not the proper use of the term but fitting anyway.

“gross the faecalith is almost up to the hole!”

Working of Johns idea, you could have a dictionary section where if you want to define a word it must be defined in terms of shit, like those religion examples he gave.
Oh I can’t wait!! I will help you code or do any design work if you need!
Email me, nick.jantz@Gmail.com and I’ll be happy to help!

Thanks. Actually one of the reasons I got it was to use as a practice website for coding and photoshop etc. I want to figure out Drupal too so might install it on there.

Although…I’m still tempted to redirect the site to someone I don’t like :smiley:

On a similar whim, one of my friends and two of the guys he works with bought, www.penisaur.us.

At this point they are still coming up with ideas, but with a name like that, there are lots of funny ideas to come up with.

O I just came up with a great idea for Faecalith.

Make is a redirection site like gilby’s, except instead of using numbers after the website, it would use the word poop or variations upon it, such as p00p, po0p, po00p p00o or p0op, and so on.

Yeah after a few uses the URL would still end up being pretty long, but it would be amusing.

You have more money than sense! You could use the site to brag to poorer people about what they can’t afford- and then laugh at them and say tough faecalith!

I really like what is happening to the world fake economy. It hasn’t yet been allowed to collapse but when it does it will force us to come to creative solutions and hopefully narrow the gap in wealth.

You do realize that domain names are pretty cheap to register right?

Schlumpfs and titanium unicycles aren’t. Neither are world unicycle tours or massive bike events.

Good management allows for things like that.

I need a better poop photo.

Rowan, I don’t know why you have to keep attacking people who are putting on events…hundreds of hours and personal expenses go into organising them. I’m sorry you don’t earn much money. Those of us that do, work hard for it.

Ken