Just thought with all these religion threads sometimes we could use a place to just settle down and relieve some stress.
So come here to masturbate.
This thread is non-segregated as well. Guys, Girls, Pre-op, Post-op, Transexual, Multi-Sexual, and pretty much just anyone that wants to come “get off” this thread is for you.
You made this thread about 15 minutes too late. ):
Or you could go here! 
LOL, damn you again! We really didn’t need to know that.
Yes, it should be filed under, “TMI”.
can we masturbate together?
not if you say things like that?
girls masturbate too…
ya but they are like cockroaches… you turn on the light and…um…
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they aren’t masturbating anymore…
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ya
This is disgusting…9 year olds read these posts! The kid will say, “hey mom, what’s masturbate?” and then they’ll be banned from the website!
And learn something they will learn no matter what, or are already doing. Dun dun dun!..
How about we turn this into another Christianity debate thread? Who’s up for it?
that or we could start posting pictures
or Gifs
+1
+2
Really though…thanks for the funny thread
I find this extremely offensive. I view masturbation as prayer, not something to ‘just do’; It’s not something to do for fun. ‘Oh jolly lets have a good time and tickle thy old fun giggle berries’. No.
I masturbate to become close with the universe and to figure out who I really am. It is not something I take lightly.
This thread is strongly inappropriate, and strongly suggest masturbation is a recreational activity. Disgusting.
I suggest.
You didn’t just gif on the monitor did you?
ahaha…
good thread…
were turning into OTN.
You should try and avoid giffing on the monitor…
It’s a bugger to clean.