Much quicker: Cut your usual amount of sleep in half; spend the time you would be sleeping just staring at the wall. Then, just after you wake up, bang your head against the wall for a couple minutes. Repeat every 1/2 hour until just before lunchtime.
You can end the experiment after a week. That’s all it took for me, at least.
I tell you kids these days have some elaborate ways of killing themselves. Back in my day if you wanted a lot of attention you had to find a big rusty razor.
I just think this story is ridiculous. You’d think the girl that WORKS AT A COFFEE SHOP would know not to drink that much espresso. And the bit about “she thought they were singles” she works at the shop she should know what a double shot looks like. I think this ought to be an honorable mention in this year’s Darwin awards.
I seem to have a natural tolerance for caffeine or something… caffeine either doesnt affect me much or I don’t notice it… either way it would probably be a bad thing if I liked coffee and such… the only thing that seems to get me “hyped up” is Gunpowder tea with Ginseng extract…