What are your plans for the last day of planet Earth?
I will go for a ride tomorrow morning. If I am “raptured” you can have my unicycle.
Scott
Spend most of the day hoping for the rapture.
And the accompanying upsurge in the planet’s average intelligence.
Looking for your unicycle…
I thought this was only for the people who have found God or Jesus or something.
As long as you’re atheist, you should be fine.
There was a guy who was charging $100 or so to take care or people’s pets for 10 years while the rapture comes. His reasoning was “I’m an atheist, I’m not going anywhere.”
He’s had more than 1000 people sign up and pay. Brilliant.
I was going to mow the lawn but it started raining. So instead, I guess I’ll…wait…what are those lights…where are those trumpets playing?..
I’m going to party!
This is fitting as the “song of the day” 
Dave, at least a few people did get smarter today when they figured out they believed in nonsense.
What, was the world supposed to end (again) today? Damn, I totally missed it!
And one more doom-sayer loses credibility. Nobody’s going to believe him next time. Er, maybe almost nobody. Some people will still believe anything…
Success rate for end-of-world predictions to date? Zip
But you never know about the next time… 
I saw this on facebook:
BREAKING NEWS*******RAPTURE HALTED: Because of discrepancies surrounding His “manger” birth, Jesus was unable to produce His original long form birth certificate, so the Rapture is temporarily on hold while Trump hires investigators to track down the 3 wise men who were “supposedly” witness to the newly born Jesus back in the day. Unfortunately this means MONDAY will still come as originally scheduled."
Sorry, it’s in German, but quite appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-60tyLQhA
The title is something like “We are all going to die”.
i dunno what yall are talkin bout. the world ended where i live.
Terry, those were awesome!
And it was Camping’s second bite at the cherry as well.
He earlier predicted the end of the world to be in September 1994.
Maybe third time lucky?
And just for a bit of fun reading.
I absolutely love number 1.
Camping doesn’t need a “rapture hatch”. He needs a Trap door for where he’s going! 