http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40515
looks like another lawsuit about to happen
At first I thought the thread was gonna say “Elf finger found in my pants.”
Dork … the ‘Onion’ is a fictious paper …
the entire paper is ‘just for fun’ reading …
you think?
no way…are you serious?? aww man, now how am I gonna keep up with the news…
WHAT 
it says it is America’s finest news sorce! How can you say it is ficticious. I am sure everything there is 100% reliable, just like all those other places to get news 
Sorry … cant see your sarcasm in the 1st post …
I do in the 2nd though 
brilliant john.
…like America’s flagship of journalistic excellence, the “Fair and Balanced” Fox news channel.
pukes
If I had a TV, the only news show I’d watch would be The Daily Show.
Like John, I get my news from Fark. It’s the only place where the “reporters” are proud to admit they’ve Photoshopped the news photos.