anyone got any stories of stupid criminals? here’s some
1.This gas taste funny!
a man is trying to siphon gas out of his neighbor’s motor home, he gets a hose, shoves it in the gas tank(so he thinks) he sucks the hose to start the siphon, gets some gas in his mouth, but guess what, he siphoned the septic tank!!!
dumb rifle holdup
a man comes into a convenience store w/ a rifle demanding the cashier to give him all the money. the cashier tries to open the register. while he’s busy the guy w/ the rifle PUTS DOWN THE RIFLE ON THE COUNTER and tries to rob an old man of his wallet. the cashier snags the rifle from the counter, the robber dives over the counter for the rifle, misses and is at gunpiont until the cops come and arrest the robber.
the “Space Cadets”
2 men buy a toy laser gun and go into a bank, they go into the back of the bank somehow to the safe. they piont the gun at the safe and wait for it to cut through the safe for like 5 hours. they get really confused thinking “why ain’t this working? it should of cut through it like butter!” then the cops came and arrested the idiots
dumbest bank holdup ever
a guy runs into a bank yelling" this is a holdup!!!" a woman looked at his face, he was serious, but when she saw his gun, she realized that he was seriously stupid. IT WAS A TOY COWBOY GUN!!!
robbing blind
a teenager tries to rob a gas station and puts a paper bag on his head to conceal his identity. he runs in, nails some shelves because he forgot to cut eye holes in the bag. he comes back the next day with a bag on his head with eye holes in it, but a cop was at the register
6 bad choice
a crack cocane dealer choses the worst place to sell crack, in front of the police station. he WALKED UP TO A COP ABD ASKED HIM IF WANTED 2 BUY SOME CRACK!!!
at the car wash where my uncle works, another guy who works different days, got fired cause he was dealing drugs. and the place is across the street from a police station.
20 miles out in the desert 2 drunk guys park there new chevy blazer, they wait until the traps they set catch a cyote. they take dynamyte and duct tape it to the animal they light the fuse…
the frightened animal seeks the nearest cover, the new chevy blazer. yes it is true. the inshurance company refused to cover the blazer. to bad:D
This one guy tried to rob a gun store with a .22 pistol while two on duty cops were there. He had to walk around the cop car so he knew they were there. He walked in and tried to hold the cashier up, fired a few shots wildly around, and then the cops and a bunch of other customors opened fire. When it was all over, they counted about 48 shell casings!
i know a guy who is really high up in an insurance company and he told us some funny stories, my fave was:
two guys go fishing on a frozen lake, with a dog and the car parked on the lake. they do their thing and chuck a stick of dynamite into a hole far away to kill the fish, when they chuck it their dog goes and fetches it, brings it back and blows up the car and dog, the 2 men survived.
they didnt get their insurance on the car, either.
Hehehe I was watching somthing on tv and a guy robbed a bank after hours and tried to get out by pulling on a door that says push. I laughed for like 10 minutes.