anyone got any stories of stupid criminals? here’s some
1.This gas taste funny!
a man is trying to siphon gas out of his neighbor’s motor home, he gets a hose, shoves it in the gas tank(so he thinks) he sucks the hose to start the siphon, gets some gas in his mouth, but guess what, he siphoned the septic tank!!!
- dumb rifle holdup
a man comes into a convenience store w/ a rifle demanding the cashier to give him all the money. the cashier tries to open the register. while he’s busy the guy w/ the rifle PUTS DOWN THE RIFLE ON THE COUNTER and tries to rob an old man of his wallet. the cashier snags the rifle from the counter, the robber dives over the counter for the rifle, misses and is at gunpiont until the cops come and arrest the robber. - the “Space Cadets”
2 men buy a toy laser gun and go into a bank, they go into the back of the bank somehow to the safe. they piont the gun at the safe and wait for it to cut through the safe for like 5 hours. they get really confused thinking “why ain’t this working? it should of cut through it like butter!” then the cops came and arrested the idiots - dumbest bank holdup ever
a guy runs into a bank yelling" this is a holdup!!!" a woman looked at his face, he was serious, but when she saw his gun, she realized that he was seriously stupid. IT WAS A TOY COWBOY GUN!!! - robbing blind
a teenager tries to rob a gas station and puts a paper bag on his head to conceal his identity. he runs in, nails some shelves because he forgot to cut eye holes in the bag. he comes back the next day with a bag on his head with eye holes in it, but a cop was at the register
6 bad choice
a crack cocane dealer choses the worst place to sell crack, in front of the police station. he WALKED UP TO A COP ABD ASKED HIM IF WANTED 2 BUY SOME CRACK!!!