Subject: drew ( and crying )Repost from th wizard’s psychic blog
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drew ( and crying )
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wow
sunday lunchtime
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i might even eat
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i made my last wife promise me
pls darlin
dont ever call our boy drew
i know we cant
stop what other ppl call him
but i want yur promise
cause
i wont call him drew
less of course
he goes
dad
i be this name
cause i dont own th guy
ya dig
love ya man
but
when i came
i called ut yur name
and it was andrew
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course she didnt belive me for a month
ya got a belly full of legs andlegs woman
but it all turned out in th end
told ya lady
i psychic
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just dont get evrything
right
thank th fuckin lord
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went out lst night
wearin my new
farm overalls
with a bib and all
and dropped into barbie girls
after a coffee
couple of cones with my dealers
fuck they look after me
their two little daughters
4 and 2
and mum
but
hey
her girls are doin homework on makeup
on jenny’s face
“paulie slash jenny”
no babe
no slash
usin litle girls
makeup
they doin facepainting
ok dear
but pls
not too girlie
paulie goin singin
in th fortitude valley
and they did a lovely job
art
was a bit like th face
id seen with their father
wacthin stripes on th telly
th mad zebra rchorse ya know
cept in mainly blue and green
cause
i’m caramel
and little four year old girl
playin with colours
doin art on my face
and i an wear any art
and go out to play
they’l lov eit
and yes sweetie
i wont wash it off
when i come home from singin
to pretty girls
i promise
we’d discussed it earlier
barbie girl and i
little girl makeup gunna
slide down th face pretty quick
when th sweat hits
from ridin th unicycle thru th
nighttime crowd
but
she done real fine job
stripe paintjob
and
i finlly relented
ok
on th llips
you can put blue too
but not th lipstick
still got that page of mine
on a bad day
theres always lipstick
etched in my mind
made me look
kinda asher
i dunnp
felt special
hadnt shaved though
bristlie beard
took my leave
said my thank yous
you know which way round
and went to th valley
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singin and
drummin with
brother julian on one corner
and up with kombi dude
and up near t
swingi dance clubs
with rock spider and
all these ppl givin me buds of marijauana
slippin em to me
i dont do it for money
are you mad ?
fnally get back to th car
i’d mentioned th litle girls paint
to few
and started to get blank looks
what out of it
fucked
street entertainer ravin about ?
look inth mirror
all gone
so sad little darlin
dont you cry
ransack th car
i got some facepaint here
but
cant find th green
ok
<<< smile >>>
i find th black
so i redo my makeup
in thmirror in th dark
stark stark black
sitrtin there in my white falcon
gave you a lovely song last night
brought tears
to a few boys
and back out to play
“dint mention yur cry”
a different page
“ok”
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johnno
stuck there in new zealand man
incredible guitar
singin
brother of th faith
yur good lady
miss you so bad
hug me and kiss me
and buy me a pack of my favourite smokes
and she hurtin so bad
you singin so nice
and me background and
intertwined in th music
all three of us sittin on a corner
watchinth pretty girls and th pretty boys alk by
and stop
and
dance and
smiel and shit
all of it
she hurtin so bad
i hurtin so bad
miss you johnno
and when we did play
and im sittin singin with mika and jess
and yur good lady said im goin paulie
a kiss on th cheek and
flown away
im feelin insecure mika
can i prop on th drum
iwontplay it
watchin th pigs
seen them watchin you
and me
and th drum
annoyin em
i keep it quiet brother
want th suppport
and
this girl walks up
man
she look like drew barrymore
full luscious lips
and
cute dimpled smile
and th voice
wow
singin with us boys
not as skinny as i seen drew last
on th wedding singer ont h tv
while th litle girls doin my face
mor like i sen her th other day
onth tube
pregnant and
a few pounds on but
fuck man
pretty
and singin with me
and mika and jess
and th guy propped inf ornt of th guitar
case
her and i
kind aignorin his byplay
he sing good but
no fel man
sittin in front of th hat
so i wheedle art ya in thmusic occasionally
are you listening man ?
ubt im so fuckin ;lost
in this girl
who looks like drew
specially in th lips
and she sing so sweet
not dressed mega
frumpie if truth told
dressed down
and im lost
she singin girls blues
and imsingin
lock that girl down
and aint that shitty
she want her freedom and
she dont have it
scattin
we back and forth
and
starin at each other in th bridge
mika flamenco
wanderin inth brodge and
i
slip into background
with wild tiger stripes on
my mask in place
smiling
and this drop dead gorgeous
black haired young
drippig
man she wanted me
hey mika
sidles into my arm
and elat
im fuckin torn
cause she’s
so fuckin pretty and
i singin with so fuckin pretty
this girl is stunning
i double stunned
and coupel of othe girls
her girlfriends
plonk infornt of me and
she asks
what y story
and i getinto it
a few lines
i like to sing and play and
not my story ya want
wanna tell me your story
thats where its goin
ok
tell me your story
“but fuck i’m torn”
still tryin to sing background
to
drew
“carried away”
ana ccountant
real pretty
features so fine and
fucked at th world
never know what i wanna do
what cant i know what i wanna do ?
oh pretty lady
fuck
cant stand to see apretty lady cryin inside
and they all pretty lady cryin inside
ya know
i get up every morning
and its good
gad to be alive
and you bitchin
all of oyu
youa nd yur friends
i got to uni
ot m,y paper
ig ot work and
makin money
and im not happy
we got boilermakers
do their trade five years
and learn somethin else
they cant keep em
shity job
all day
so they multi skill
we go tbuilders
start as a brickie
be tiel layer
get a gas ticket
dont wann be bored all day
smilin at me
fuckin stunning
smilin at me
kissin me on cheek
i kiss hers bvack
bnig streak of black
my makeup over yurs
got wipe it of
im sorry
and she no
no way
kiss me again
and we rub faces
wanna knwo where i live
wanna fly away
“i’m torn”
“cryin inside”
“still pullin back to”
“beauiful girl”
“still singin”
“wanna go back to drew”
“And fly away”
but yur smilin at me now
and guck you are stunning
and tellina nther lost soul
a man hurti
talk to this guy
talk to this guy
and he say shi
and
i say hi
but
“i’m torn”
“and”
“i’m makin music”
“and i’m sorry”
“bu i am gunna turn away”
“ya got th worng anatomy”
“but io aint gunna tell ya that”
“gunna sing sweetly at ya”
“and msile”
“still got that”
“stunning girls smile”
“but man”
“gunna lock eyes with drew again”
“and listen to her lyrics”
“comin outta her”
“she easin th pain”
“for all of us”
“and mika and jess and i”
we all lookin at eachother
inthmix
and listenin to all four of us
five of us
dont really wnat you to go away
we just want th pretty girl
with th stunning voice
to keep lettin go
cause all us three black boys
man
we all flyin away
tears when she walked away
we sitin there
we aint talkin about
th stuinnin creature
with blackhair
that dripped off paulies shoulder
with
little kisses
and
but we will later
“paulie”
“fuck pualie”
yeah man
but
it’s still fuckin good
to come and song to a pretty grl
even if ya dont wanna take em
take em flyin away
ah jess
she stanidnwith you to sing
i sittin next to mika
two guitars goin
th drums doin nuthin
i’m leanin on it
cause i outta th mix
doin my job
stunnings left
and i’m leanin on th drum
and
drew lookalike
not what th other boys saw
we talked
stunning voice
lyrics from inside
and
stuttered at th start
so cute
so
just get me started
wanna sing
got somethin to sing
wantin to sing
somethin
a cover
mika go
somethin
we all know
smilin
we allsmile
and i go
off th beaten path
no woman no cry
she in fckin pain
and ignore th fuckin words
i singin so loud
and so confident
and free
that fucin
outo f it
guy
ther ein jamaica
ya thinka fter tnwenty three cones
eh know th fuckin words ?
and she grin at me
i dig it man
i singin he got cue cards
an auto cue
onlysung it
that way
once
ya dig it ?
do ya ?
“fucking huge msile”
“And she come out to play”
“and she sing hard”
“and free”
“she fucking carried me”
“ut he rown words”
“sung what it’s in her heart”
“give me fuckin freedom”
“i got no shirt on”
“im freezing”
“it’s winter”
“in my farm overalls”
“With tiger stripes”
“in deep”
“bold black”
“running donmy facE”
“and these just”
“dont fall of”
“when i do it had”
“and th sweat”
“runs down my makeup”
“i got my freedom”
“paulei let me out to play”
“lock th at girl down”
“i sing”
“lock that girl down”
“and give it another refrain”
“fuckin so happy”
“she smilin at me”
“and she feelin th free”
“feel me”
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nice jenny
i’m cryig
scuse i
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“double stunning”
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thank you barbie girl
made jennifer
so fuckin happy
and htat yur sisters name
and im tellin
jess
a litle girl
called jess
paint my face
and it faded away
so
i just put it back on
so i can keep my promise
and come home
and not
wash it away
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we sang poor poor michael
i dont fuckin know
but what if
fuck man
what if
rockspider
sensitive soul
with a michael jackson mask
dancin
do it in front man
give us a moonwalk
and ya did and
we all nearly cried
im singin i’m missin michael
i’m in th buskers jam at dawn
and michael’s not here
love you micahel
we all miss ya man
singin poor poor michael
he so fuckin rich michael
everybody wanna piece of im
but what if
what if
he didnt do it
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ever
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i sang ben
cause i write about ben
my doberman dog
saved my life
just yesterday
and i remember
wathin this litle boy on th tv
singin ben
and
man i could do it better than that
know i can
michael jackson’s ben
but it wasnt michael on th tv
was on pot of gold
and man
it was fucked
and ya know
last night
i got th big vpoice
ad rock spider
playin on th drum and trombone
with his michale fac eon
i sang it fucked
exactly as i remember it
as you sang it
little boy
and ya know
i saw some nice smiles
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and some really hurt ppl
what if
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and yeah michael i did
too fuckin easy
joined th throng and
played it th other way
iy didnt get as long
and that be right
and that be all i got to say
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a little girl
four and two
did put my makeup on this day
and with no michael face on
he did say
th pedophile rap
but they my family man
pls dont think that way
but we all men
and we all worry
and
we all get freaked by it
and prejudged
i not thinkin that way
but h reason you sayin it to me
brother
is cause yur sensitive too
and it bugging you
and we not doin it to make money
we make th pretty girls dance anyway
always
what if
what if he didnt fuckin do it
no way
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i laughed
i cried
i flew everywhich
fuckin way
specially on my fly
wheel
my unicycle did say
love ya babe
gotta fly away
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one harmonius eternal pig
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p.s.
“that yur species man”
“that latin soundin name ?”
yeah i guess
but i happy prick all th same…