Doin' it on a uni??????

Okay… my wife is curious.

Has anyone here ever made love one a unicycle. %)

You don’t have to post details… or ‘many’ details. :wink: <wink wink,
nudge nudge>

Christopher

“Be Bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.” -Basil King (Anyone who
can give me more info on THIS Basil King please email
me.)

My uni has tried to sodamize me- does that count?

Christopher

man… whew… i have herd of people doing it in a car, but… wow, do you relize the balence it would take. may i recomend i few books for you guys, “MASTERING YOGA” and “DONT FALL OFF”, good luck,

man… i cannot stop thinking about this…how… you would need a really large seat, or… OH GOD! talk about multi tasking, idleing and…
man… whew sighhhhhhhhh…

Low tire pressure I asume would add to the success.

Can it be done?- I think so

Am I going to try?–No, the bed is fairly radical for my wife!

Dan

Christopher Grove wrote…
>Okay… my wife is curious.
>
>Has anyone here ever made love one a unicycle. %)
>
>You don’t have to post details… or ‘many’ details. <wink wink,
>nudge nudge>

What an interesting question! I’ll be this thread is going to go on for a
long time… unless the moderator throws it out.

Before giving my answer, I’d like to say that I have seen a tandem
bicycle, built by Mr. Ogawa of Osaka (he built Japan’s first big wheels
many years ago) designed specifically for this purpose. The man sits in
the rear seat, behind her, and the pedaling motion is coordinated to do
you know what.

For unicycles, we have to define some paramaeters:

  1. Are we talking about pairs (two unicycles) or doubles (he and she on
    same unicycle)?
  2. What kind of lovemaking – conventional, oral, other?

The answer to the above questions will have a major impact on the
techniques to be used. Here is a quick solution for pairs.

  1. He rides with seat behind
  2. She rides with stomach on seat (seat adjusted to appropriate height)
  3. He rides up behind her and uses his free hand to make “adjustments”
  4. You know the rest, though keeping balanced may not be easy.

Anybody care to try this at Unicon XI? First prize, or a jailcell, are
guaranteed :slight_smile:

P.S. I already have a few more ideas but I will leave them for
another day.

Stay on top, Jack Halpern Executive Director for International Development
International Unicycling Federation, Inc. Website: http://www.kanji.org

Now you know why some bathrooms have a sign on the door that says “Unisex”.

I am viewing this motto in a hole new light…

Christopher LeFay

Greetings

In message “Re: Doin’ it on a uni???”, dan wrote…

As a lexicograopher I cannot help but notice that a process of
lexicalization is happening before our eyes and that the lexeme ‘unisex’
is about to expand its polysemy…!

Shoulw we use it as verb too – “to unisex”?

Regards, Jack Halpern President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508

uni-man-dan wrote…
>man… i cannot stop thinking about this…how… you
>would need a really large seat, or… OH GOD! talk about multi tasking,
>idleing and… man… whew sighhhhhhhhh…

You don’t need a large seat – you need a large imagination :slight_smile:

Regards, Jack Halpern President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508

Here is a thought. The “adjustment” part may not be easy and should be
carefully considered when proposing new “unisex” (or “unilove”?)
techniques. One way to avoid this issue is to start in a “preadjusted”
state. That would certainly make a fascinating new mount!

Regards, Jack Halpern President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508

Sadley:D I have not done this yet. I have however rode with my girlfriend sitting on my lap facing me, and trust me ( and why not try for yourselves;) ) the peadling motion deffinatly makes it possible- specialy when ideling.
To mount: first guy mounts and girl sits on a picnic table
guy rides up to the girl (between her legs)and idels(actually I held myself up on the table) the girl slides onto the guy’s lap and off you go…lotsa fun :sunglasses:

Avery

I’ll bet you’ll never find this in Kama Sutra;)

For some of us, having specialized equipment (seats, etc.) might not be so important as having Viagra.

Of course, with proper protection too! Barb K.

Greetings

In message “Re: Doin’ it on a uni???”, Barb wrote…
>Of course, with proper protection too!

“Adjusting” the protection while riding is no easy matter!

Regards, Jack Halpern President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508

Christopher Grove wrote:
>
> Okay… my wife is curious.
>
> Has anyone here ever made love one a unicycle. %)

I just realized that we should ‘meld’ this thread with Jeff’s crazy ‘My
new trick’ (how to take your pants off on a unicycle) thread and the ‘most
comfortable seat’ thread!!!

I also think that this should be level 11!

Christopher

“Be Bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.” -Basil King (Anyone who
can give me more info on THIS Basil King please email
me.)

jack@kanji.org writes:
>1. Are we talking about pairs (two unicycles) or doubles (he and she on
> same unicycle)?
>2. What kind of lovemaking – conventional, oral, other?
>
>The answer to the above questions will have a major impact on the
>techniques to be used. Here is a quick solution for pairs.
>
>1. He rides with seat behind
>2. She rides with stomach on seat (seat adjusted to appropriate height)
>3. He rides up behind her and uses his free hand to make “adjustments”
>4. You know the rest, though keeping balanced may not be easy.
>
>Anybody care to try this at Unicon XI? First prize, or a jailcell, are
>guaranteed :slight_smile:
>
>
>P.S. I already have a few more ideas but I will leave them for another
> day.

jack, it is clear that you have

  1. too much free time
  2. an active imaginiation

For the record, I never tried unisex, but I have never had a mate who
could ride well enough for the pairs variety mentioned above. It never
occurred to me to try the two-on-one-uni method. Until now.

David

                    Co-founder, Unatics of NY
                    1st Sunday / 3rd Saturday
                     @ Central Park Bandshell

3: 30 start time after 11/1/01

What length crank arm is recommended for this activity? Is foot speed or stability more important? Would it help to have a suspension seat post? If using the 2 uni method, should I re-calibrate my cycling computer?

Such a serious subject deserves a less cavalier responce than it has received thus far. The very future of Unicycling depends on it. Is the Uni gene-pool large enough to sustain itself? I have reservations about this. Ether unicycling women are going to have to dedicate more time to this activity, or we must seriously consider reaching outside of our ranks to reproduce. Sadly, we may have to delute our genetic material. I see a dark future, in which our children can bairly manage to dominate-foot iddle.

Woe be to us!

Christopher LeFay

Greetings

In message “Re: Doin’ it on a uni???”, catfishtongue wrote…
>Sadley:D I have not done this yet. I have however rode with my
>girlfriend sitting on my lap facing me, and trust me ( and why not try
>for yourselves ) the peadling motion deffinatly makes it possible-
>specialy when ideling. To mount: first guy mounts and girl sits on a
>picnic table guy rides up to the girl (between her legs)and
>idels(actually I held myself up on the table) the girl slides onto the
>guy’s lap and off you go…lotsa fun :sunglasses:

We should start a new level system for Unisex.

>Avery
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Regards, Jack Halpern President, The CJK Dictionary Institute, Inc.
http://www.cjk.org Phone: +81-48-473-3508