Contains the quote of the week:
Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.
Odd, for a minute I thought you were talking about Dogging, the sport of public sexual intercourse.
On my small corner of the planet, dogging is giving your friend a hard time… I guess that’s kinda like your definition.