What do you do when someone tells you to do a wheelie?
You must always obey direct orders from the public.
It’s the Unicyclist’s Oath;)
go “ta da”
I tell them they’re posting in the wrong forum.
Pull out your gun and shoot them.
Either say ta da, or do a bunny hop.
i said ta da first!
I live in a small town, so people have mostly gotten used to it and shut up about it by now. Either that, or I’ve become less approachable.
say “I am”.
My standard response is “It is a wheelie.”
If you can do a smooth rolling mount it looks pretty good to get off the back of the uni, lift the wheel up in front of your and then remount using the rolling mount, all while you keep walking.
I’ll have to try that one sometime. 
Also I’ve considered asking the requestor to “Do a standie!” or “Hop on one foot!”